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  • Thank you for sharing this. There is an underlying theme of this group to categorize men as cheats and morons and women as brilliant and pure as the driven snow. But I would have had to smash. Do you know how memorable that would be to get some in the holy land. Epic.
  • I really don't have any SINGLE female friends I pretty much have tried to smash every SINGLE woman I met and when they try to friendzone me I don't reciprocate cause I'm a genuine person. Most of the guys who hang around single women under the guise of "friends" are just hanging around as the proverbial "emergency d*ck in…
  • My ex wife kept my last name and I didn't really care. I was a little surprised cause in NC when you file for the divorce the woman can get the name changed for an additional 10$ come to think of it I do wonder why she didn't cause she really hates my guts. Hmmmmm. Most divorced women keep their married surname cause that…
  • Women have a habit of out thinkin themselves I mean he could be playing you but what if every one of his excuses are valid. What do you got to lose? I mean I'm not tryin to be a *kitten*(ever notice how when people make this statement they usually will) but I doubt if you got a bunch of a guys banging on your door trying…
  • A player is a woman who dates multiple men at the same time and/or sleeps with more than one man and after ending that doesn't have a vaginal cooling off period of at least a month. Oh yea the term playa is so 90s the term now in use for such women are Pop or a jumpoff. Play on playa!
  • Vaginal penetration or oral copulation
  • No never. I require a lot of attention, I don't like talkin on the phone, and I drive for my business so the last thing I wanna do in my personal life is have to drive to go see a SO. I have a 25 mile radius max. on someone I date seriously
  • I would describe myself as a high functioning mfpoholic
  • It's a coverup of my ex wife name, Patron shots on Bourbon st. Will have you doing stupid ish. Since Dec 2010 No maam I don't loan people I don't know money, but if you want me too help you with the weights just ask. Thank-you, I here that often.
  • I had to read this twice just to make sure but you sound jealous and bitter. You pray that God give him the wisdom and understanding to use his best judgement in this,and really all situations, and let him live his life and you live yours. This is called being an independent adult and having the same expectations from your…
  • Cause the judge.said "this divorce is granted". Such sweet words!
  • Text him, I mean who talks on the phone anymore, and ask him if he's interested in gettin together again next week. Voila! The answer to your question will be revealed.
  • I'm sorry to interrupt this post but shouldn't a weave using human hair be considered natural hair? #thingsthatmakeyougohmmm
  • can have an intelligent conversation about politics and/or socio-ecnomic topics. Can realize I don't wanna hear about who you don't like/who got on nerves or any bulls#!t Relating to her job. Can let me watch football/read/relax in peace Can handle her liquor Can maintain her hair/nails/toes at all times Knows when to be…
  • My ex wifes sister tried to give me some punani when we were separated and not even divorced. I was completely mortified.and very little shocks me. You have to set some standards for yourself and blood is thicker than well you know....
  • I swear didnt she post this same topic last week? He wants you to be the side chick or you are the second Option to the person he really wants to date. Edit for my pals : the OP is only 18. Makes sense now
  • It happened in my neck of the woods on MFP and it turned into a disaster for the two people involved( and really embarrassing for the female). Hey whatever floats your boat but if you could date if chose to why are you CHOOSING to date someone from the other side of the country. It sounds ridiculous but its body for the…
  • I didn't mean your not smart as far as like doing reading,writing and arthritic. Its just this group is really the battle of the sexes / male bashing central on MFP and when I see post that point to contrary I like to point em out. You'll be ok it sounds like you wanna smash with him anyway.
  • Self explanatory. RIP Sherman Hemsley who played one of the beat HYNIC's of all time
  • Yes your naive but you already know that and knowing is half the battle. Just telling him that your looking for a serious monogamous relationship and if hes not he should let you know ASAP. its simple
  • crab legs Oranges(to fight scurvy) Triple cut lamp chops
  • If she has her 5 kids names tatted around her bullet wound and tells you that "she sells coke, weed and pills and anything else "for a living " THIS actually happened to me.
  • No disrespect to the OP but post like this just DESTROY the whole argument that women are smart and Savvy compared to men. Bump this for my pals to OPP Oh yeah the advice part -he doesn't even think enough of you to merit a dinner, hell even a beer he just wants to smash. Duh.
  • Logging housework is just an half *kitten* excuse that people use for not moving their body by truly exercising. This whole process is about lifestyle change and developing your life to be an active fit person. On my side of MFP land lighthouse cleaners, dog walkers, 15 min xbox players get blasted publicly and then…
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  • "36-24-36. Only if shes 5'3" Sir Mix a lot
  • Really none cause on any date anywhere I really expect a woman to have on 4 inch heels. I don't like to see a woman wear sneakers anywhere outside of a gym or unless she's participating in an athletic event. Wearing a jersey? Negative. A ballcap? What you didn't get your hair done to go out with me? I would be offended. I…
  • He's putting you in position to either a) be a side chick hence the texting but no second date plans or b)your the backup potential girl if the girl he wants to really date rejects him. Potentially this guy could be THAT clueless, but this whole notion that men are clueless and women are so bright is a facade. Just read…
  • When a child or children are involved caution should be thrown to the wind. I would confront him and would demand that he inform the mother of the children of his past or let him know I was going to do it .
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