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I've recently started getting 100 calorie packs of Wholly Guacamole and using that instead of salad dressing---OMG, best salads EVER!

The pageants on Toddlers and Tiaras--no. Those are horrific. BUT some pageants I'm totally cool with. For example, my friend Amber competed in pageants from about age 9 or 10 until last year when she was crowned Miss New York USA 2011 and ranked in the top 10 in the Miss USA pageant. She never did any of those creepy dance…

I always wear skinny jeans! Get some with a little stretch in em and your calves will fit.

I was relieved of some major financial stress in my life---HUGE positive thing for me!

Hahahaha OH yeah that's totally a great way to get some ex-sex! STOOPID.

So lucky. So very lucky. The ONE ex I have (I'm totally cool with my other exes) who is awful happens to be the father of my child so I HAVE to keep in contact with him. Ugh.

OH and saddest attempt? Harassing my current bf and threatening to beat his *kitten* if he doesn't leave me. FYI---the *kitten* beating? Never happened. And my bf didn't leave me either. The ex is still sad and alone....nearly 4 years later...

A woman-eating biotch, well...that's a compliment.

WHAT??? I thought insulting a person was exactly how you get them to like you! I have totally been doing this wrong my entire life.

Mind = BLOWN.

Because Chad Kroeger sounds like he's trying to push out a massive dump every time he sings. And all their songs sound the same. And that same song they all sound like is boring. And calling them "rock" sends a shiver down Dave Grohl's spine.

Yes to all of these things.

Huh? That's a thing? It's not ok for women to drink beer? Well...I guess I'm totally screwed then seeing as I am not only a beer drinker (and tequila shooter), but I work for a beer distributor. MY CAREER HAS RUINED ME!!! Guess I should just start wearing flannel and hitting up Melissa Etheridge concerts from now on.

It's totally already stuck that way. Which is why I had my son do it too, so I wouldn't feel like such a freak. You could really use some Just for Men hair color, gramps.

And Amber, you should really try showing your boobs more.

Sometimes, Ripdizzle, you should try to be less hot because it makes me feel ugly. K thanks.

Ever stop to think that MAYBE his parents are paying for him to get an education and a cultural experience, not take girls out on expensive dates? Because I know when I was in college, my parents sure as hell weren't paying for my social life.

While the complaining would be totally annoying....is some fiscal responsibility in this economy really a bad thing? I wasn't aware there was a salary requirement for dating; should I have checked my boyfriend's paycheck stubs before going out with him? A meal, movie, and a bottle of wine at home is pretty inexpensive and…

I mean...that's def an HR issue right there!

Haha right!!

Oh God, shooting Vodka...never, EVER again. My liver is still mad at me about college. But tequila shots...mmmmm some chilled Patron with salt and lime is outstanding

I recently discovered Crystal light lemonade (10 cals) with Absolut Ruby Red vodka---OMG soooo good and only about 80 calories per drink (if you make them with 1/2 packet and one ounce/shot of vodka per drink...I tend to make mine stronger so my cal count is a bit higher).

I'm generally a beer drinker and I just work out really hard so I can enjoy some yummy craft brew, but I'm being good today and having a couple Crystal light lemonades with Absolut Ruby Red vodka. Super low cal and SOOOOO good! Also, Fresca with vodka (I'm partial to the ruby red kind but plain vodka works too) is really…

I have this SUPER weird stretch mark/scar thing going on just over my belly button bc I used to have it pierced. I took it out when I was like 3 months pregnant and gained about 70 lbs during my pregnancy, so the piercing took on this really weird stretched out quality. Slowly but surely though it's becoming a lot less…

I haven't done 30DS, BUT with MFP I've made some pretty good mom-tummy progress :smile: I'm a little over halfway to my goal right now. Trust the process!

I'm doing my first marathon in February as part of this thing called the "Austin Distance Challenge." The challenge is a series of races, a 10k, 10 miler, 2 half marathons, a 30k, then a marathon...I've done 3 half marathons, but I am NERVOUS about the 30k and marathon! I've got time too, though, so I'm optimistic :smile:…

Narnia.

Jealous! None of our warehouse or sales team got the day off (and marketing is pretty much all out at events today) but our accounting/admin staff gets the option to either take the 4th off or to work and get an extra vacation day to use whenever we want. When the 4th falls on a Monday or Friday I take it off for the 3 day…

I belong to a pretty big gym and let me tell you, there are ALL different shapes and sizes there. Sure, there are the women in their teeny tiny shorts and sports bras with toned flat tummies and super in shape guys that make me feel a bit self conscious, but there are also plenty of men and women that are just starting out…

Executive Assistant for a beer distributor. Aww yeah. :drinker: Which is why I'm at work today on the 4th of July...holidays = our busiest days!