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When I was in college I started dating this guy I met at a bar (obviously this was gonna turn out really well), and all of the sudden he just started ignoring me for like 2 weeks. Finally he calls me up and tells me that he didn't have time for a relationship because he really needed to focus on the weed he was growing. I…

I think I'll do this one---I'm actually running a half marathon on Dec 9th anyway, and I'll be in marathon training, so what's another 13.1 miles? Right? RIGHT?

I'm sorry, anyone over the age of 21 shouldn't use slang? Any slang at all? Really? Y'all are boring.

Based on this thread, the majority of y'all would probably hate having a conversation with me. I'm 27, I say what I want. Deal with it.

HOOK EM HORNS!!!! (Yes, I'm still saying this after this past Saturday, shhhh I don't wanna talk about it) And strangely enough, go Orioles! First MLB game I ever went to was at Camden when I lived in Baltimore as a kid---and in tribute, I made this dress a couple weeks ago: Aaaand HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS??? Don't answer…

Thanks y'all!! What was even more awesome for me, was that out of the 4 of us, my time wasn't the slowest! At one point I slowed down a little to keep pace with one of my friends (the other 2 of them were super fast and wayyy ahead of us) and she even said "Don't slow down!! I'll meet you at the finish, don't worry about…

Girl you are way more awesome than I can even pretend to be!! My friends and I were just talking about doing a Tough Mudder yesterday, since I think it was going on this weekend here. We all agreed we probably needed to take baby steps and do a smaller, shorter one first, but you're definitely an inspiration!! Maybe next…

Personally, I couldn't/wouldn't be happy doing that. Could you honestly see yourself eating that way for the rest of your life? If not, then whatever results you achieve from this diet aren't going to last. What's wrong with just eating real food?

I've sent some pret-ty mean shiz to my son's dad. Not super proud of some of the things I've said to him, but I will say I've never gone off on him unprovoked. But it was probably pretty unnecessary for me to say some of the extra nasty low-blow type things I've sent to him. Def not my most mature moments in life, but…

Completely agree. My 5 year old has been learning some basic Spanish, and I plan to continue that with him as I brush up on mine too.

I definitely want to become fluent in Spanish---I'm OK at speaking it, and I understand and can read quite a bit of it, but I'd like to be fluent. Simply because where I live, it's a really great job skill to have. Almost all the jobs here require you to be English/Spanish bilingual, or they "strongly prefer" it. I'm happy…

I completely agree with you. Everyone has a vice, some are just more dangerous than others.

Cool I just wrote a novel. Don't worry, it won't hurt my feelings if y'all don't read all that.

I don't really think somebody is selfish or whatever if they smoke, and I don't generally take issue with it, unless I'm dating them (I wouldn't date a smoker). But I have plenty of friends and family members who smoke. I've said my piece about it to all of them, they're all aware of the side effects, the risks, and the…

English...and is Spanglish a language? I speak that fluently. It's kind of a must living in south Austin, TX. I can probably speak more real Spanish than I think I can, but I'm hoping to get Rosetta Stone sometime soon and brush up on it, definitely a valuable skill to be English/Spanish bilingual in this part of the…

My mom said she wants hers to be a party too...and that she heard about some thing where you can have your ashes compressed and with enough pressure it turns into a diamond-like stone. She wants my sister and I to be able to wear her diamond-ashes around our necks for the rest of our lives BECAUSE MY MOM IS A CREEP. It's…

I say whatever makes you feel best about yourself. My mom was 100% grey by the time she was 30, and colored her hair religiously until I was in high school (she was probably about 45ish when she stopped). Now she rocks the totally silver hair, but as you said OP, greying hair doesn't have the "distinguishing" effect on…

Haha yeah when my mom started going through menopause I didn't want to be anywhere near her! And her house was freezing at all times...it did NOT seem like a pleasant time in life lol I don't get periods due to the BC I'm on, but I think it would be a good idea to visit your doctor to see what's up.

That's what my mom tells my sister, almost in those exact words lol

TRUE STORY. I would GLADLY hand over my key in that case. I had the opposite problem when my mom still lived in the same city (10 minutes away from me, no less). She took it upon herself to make a key and drop by all the freaking time. Thank God she lives 3 hours away now.

Same here. I've also never actually had the flu, that I can recall. My pediatrician doesn't really push them either, although I did get my son the flu nasal mist last year, but he wound up getting sick from it so I think we'll pass this year. I don't really see a whole lot of point in them, however for the last 4 or 5…

I don't know that these are my favorites, but they're the first ones that popped into my head: "YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!!!" -The Sandlot and my girl K-Wiig in Bridesmaids Also, every single line in Mean Girls. I think I could quote the entire movie.

My sister and I have planned out our own crunk funerals. I've requested to be lowered into my grave to Snoop and Pharrell's "Drop it Like it's Hot" and she wants her funeral to be on a party barge, with her ashes dumped overboard via shot glasses to the classic tune "Shots" by Lil Jon and LMFAO. We know how to class up a…

One of my best friends was babysitting my son and was going to text me that she was taking him to the "duck pond." Instead I got a text saying she was taking him to the "*kitten* pond." I responded "EXCUSE ME??? Where are you taking my child???" I laughed for a looong time about that one.

Kelly Rowland feat Lil Wayne "Motivation" That's like my sexy sex stripper song, for reals.

I LOVE that song!!!

I don't run outside in the dark, ever. I live in a relatively safe city and in a relatively safe area, but I watch entirely too much Law and Order: SVU and I'm paranoid lol But if you're going to do it, don't wear headphones so you can be more aware of your surroundings, and carry pepper spray, for piece of mind if nothing…

There are lots of guys in the class I take (I practice hot vinyasa a couple times a week), and they all have pretty rockin' bods! Yoga definitely does a body good :smile:

Taylor Swift's new song "We are never ever getting back together" and Demi Lovato "Give your heart a break." I sing them both at the top of my lungs in my car, and IDGAF.

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