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This is exactly what I was going to say. I can almost see you more as a cross between 5 and 2. Thin but you have muscle it just isnt' quite as defined YET but it is definitely getting there!

My body What I currently feel I look like: somewhere between 13/19 What I would like to look like:somewhere between 3/6

SO you can't really tell in this photo but I have lots of scars on my legs ranging from stretch marks, to clumsy scars, to stupid scars. I wouldn't wear shorts for the longest time but I don't care anymore. lol. Maybe it's a part of growing up but I care not if people find my legs sexy. My knees and ankles are weird and…

As a woman who is 5'10" I have dated both taller and shorter ranging form 5'6" to 6'4". The thing is, it doesn't REALLY matter because often times people break and bend thier rules when they meet someone who is just too awesome to exclude because of personal expectations. Also, you can't change your height, it's not like…

Congratulations Laura-Loooooo *tosses rainbow glitter and lurve strawberries in the air* You are a fantastic human being and I luuuuuuuuuuuuuurve you!!! So So proud of all your hard work and dedication!

Her music isn't a favorite of mine but sometimes message transcends our personal tastes. This, I suppose, is one of those instances.

That was only one half of a pint of 3 pints of ice cream sitting in my freezer... lol and you should be jelly. It was amazing.

Because I'm one sappy comment away from 2 pints of ice cream and sloppy singing Celine Dion's "All by myself" in my pajamas.

It's getting sappy in here... and I'll be damned if I swoon!!... can't we get back to the sexualizing and objectification of women?

Hips, Butt, Eyes. Aside from that, a woman with a great sense of humor, independence, and intelligence.

Lol. Finally, someone who gets it! I can honestly say that I have never been without a scrap/bruise/burn in the last 20+ years of my life. I also have more scars than anyone I know. lol. I finally started wearing shorts this summer because I give no fly faluttin' cares anyway.

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Let me preface this picture with the fact that I do not have attractive knees. Not fishing, just warning. I have a kitten, was 300 lbs, and am clumsier than a blind new born calf with an inner ear infection. edited because unholy picture size

Eyes and nose have always really caught my attention. A great roman bridge... yep. Thought lately I've caught myself noticing broad shoulders more and more. I don't know why but there is something about them that I find incredibly sexy.

I'm actually a really nice person. Many of my friends who are considered "mean" on here are very nice people. Maybe people should stop focusing on tone and presentation and more on the words in the post. The knowledge and help that is often overlooked by defensive feelings. I'm sorry if people were mean to you, OP, but…

You should try shakeology if you are trying to lose weight!!!

I'm not sure about this.. .but I'm pretty sure it is possible to be intelligent AND have a great body. Fair?... perhaps not. But life's not fair. Also, She happens to be one of the most self-motivated and intelligent people I know. Just throwing that out there.

This is going to sound SO conceited and I assure that it is not but I personally have no problems with dating with my current weight (250 lbs). I have friends that are thinner than I am as well as less confidence. It's all about confidence. If you feel insecure then they will pick up on that, if you feel desparate there…

Some years ago, after losing some weight (and before gaining it and then some back) there was a customer at Barnes & Noble who asked me when I was due. I told her in a polite manner "Oh, I'm not pregnant, sorry!" to which she replied. "Really? But you look so pregnant". I swear, it's like the place went silent and everyone…

beat him into submission?

Lies. Pie always wins.

QFT&E

I have a serious problem with people who use curves and fat synonymously. They are not the same thing. Fat does not mean one is curvy and curvy does not mean one is fat. Please stop misusing this word people. also I agree with what she said.

This was going to be my suggestion. With thighs that can literally smother a school of children I have learned that bodyglide can be your best friend. Also useful for many other areas of chafing (inside of your arms when running or even nips for guys when running. Weird, I know)

I have an inordinate amount of body odor and sweat in my sleep.

*moves cat stuff to the laundry room and throws on french maid Chobits outfit* Chiiiiii?

Nope, obviously can't appreciate the boobs.

May I suggest the Goblin King?

I'm convinced that anything with cheese cannot taste like crap and time and time again I am proven wrong... so very wrong. Why do you do this to me cheese????