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It's okay Odus. I'll admire your stilts... we can start an amazon club where we can all wear heels together and not feel out of place... I'm only 5'10" but I still feel like I may be mistaken for a drag queen when I go out inheels.

can bounce her boobs like a body builder

Naughty Nasty Boy by Christina Aguilera I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

The only seasons in Texas are warm, and Holy Hades it's HOT!!! With a 2 week segue between these periods known as "Spring" and "Fall". For me it's actually easier to stick with it when it cools off because then I'm able to run when the sun is still up and do more activities outside. The downside is holiday food but my…

I am not a fan of skinny jeans and the only time I wear then is when I roll them up and make them into capri pants. I personally am more boot cut/boyfriend cut myself. Then again, I'm more of a t-shirt and chucks type of gal.

I'm just here for the entertainment... and for usmcmp's abs and Hornby's legs... good god dem muscles!!! That they didn't use shakeology to get!!! In all honesty I have so many beach body friends that they actually gave me free samples to get me on the band wagon. They all tasted disgusting and they all had recipes that…

... have you ever tasted unsweetened Cranberry juice? Because if you did your mouth would be growing arms and punching you in the face now for that unreasonable punishment.

A pint is a regular serving, they have mini containers for sampling, and a gallon is pretty much like a super size me.

All I have to say is that if the generations before me think that my generation is bad then they better hope they all die off before they have to deal with the newest generation when they become adults.

Your best option is to do it nonfat with no whip. That's about as low calorie as you can get it. Go for a small. The syrup itself is pretty calorie ladened so there is little you can do for that aspect since it doesn't have a "skinny" sugarfree option. Another option is to get iced coffee with nonfat. The iced coffee…

This... with some horchata

I am a huge proponent of facial furr. That being said, I wouldn't commit to the beard unless you can fill it out and take proper care of it. If so then go for it. A great beard on the right guy can be extremely attractive.

BELLE!!! Of course... but with a little more fiestiness.

I'm not so sure that your portrayed character is too far off from your actual personality. That is one of the most condescending comments that I have ever read. OP, I offer you a gift... *presents a step ladder* You know, so you don't break you backside whenever you decide to jump off that high horse and mingle among us…

I would llke to point out the fact that my IQ is 145 and she is MUCH more likely to be of a greater help to you than I would ever since I am tend to be very easily distracted. So your request for input based upon IQ may in fact hinder your needs. This is a common misunderstanding I see often. That being said, as far as…

Penis, the one thing that stands between me and a lesbian... that and my avoidance of emotional intimacy.

It's moments like this that makes me realize why all my dates fail... Because boys just aren't as cool...:drinker:

I feel that this means Nyan cat will pop out of our computer screens and dance around to the them of PFUDOR... and yes... dat booooootay

OH MY GOD SO FLUFFY!!!! Ahem... i mean... sure.. why not?

Bushido? Tell him to change the status or he's going to conveniently fall on his own sword...

May I suggest you superimpose a picture of you with a thumbs up in said photo. It proves you two are together. Just make sure you have pretty impressive photoshopping skills... people have some pretty keen eyes for that shiiiznittles.

I think it's probably high time you got knocked up. I say that you tell him you are on birth control... but, you know... not be.

Babushka! babushka!

YESH!!! victory is mine!... and I somehow knew that would work on you! lol

Me... I have a secret weapon *whips out fluffy bunny with vest & top hat* Meet Baron von Fluffenstein! A.k.a. THE BEAST!!!

Yep...I'll be in my bunk...

Coffee and cigarettes always got the job done. and Mexican food..

I always cut off all communication until they are ready to approach me and be friends again. I don't want to push it too soon because it takes time to heal. That's if they are ever ready at all?

Just because I get capitalism doesn't mean that I openly accept and like everything about it.

When there are people out there actually putting their life at risk to keep us safe and making an average salary of $45, 000 dollars I think it is ridiculous that people are paid $1.9 million (average) for playing a game, that they generally enjoy and would do in their free time anyway. Mind you there is some danger in it…