SlimSammy2012

"My girl" by the Temptations..

<~~Round....It's a shape!

Good thought for a new post...What is your "hopeful Screen name"?

Sounds like you are still Separated and complcated at the same time.. :frown:

@ Paula.....Come to ChiTown now!!

either..."U know what I'm say'n?" or "my Bad"

The part about Massive Errections.... Lies! All Lies!! LOL

God does provide second chances for those who learned from the mistakes of previous decisions...

<~~~~Divorced.....

Depressed

@cory...She's a "Mudder!

@ Boatready...The little black dress!!! :tongue:

Too Judgemental of others I don't know or like! I have anger issues.. :frown:

The one with the child and you wearing the black shirt...

I say afterwards.....

Your body went into starvation mode. Eat your daily cals and get some mild exercise until you feel better. Then keep eating and increase your execising. The pounds will fall off a lot in the beginning...Then you should start seeing the 1-2 weekly loss...

<~~Won't fight the Zombies. Just put myself out there to fee dthem and then....Too Become one!!!!!

<~~Us guys will never stand a chance! We'll always be left behind for a huge slice of Cake!! LOL Seriously, I could live with that as a reason to leave me than "I want to just be friends!"

A freind of mine once ordered Turkey and Mashed potatoes with gravey for lunch. When we weren't looking he put some of the potatoes and gravy in a napklin. He then Sneezed, sorta blew his nose in the napkin. He then proceeds to look at it, gross look on his face and then proceeds to eat it! Ewwwwwwww!! But really funny!

<~~Remembers one night in Downtown Chicago after a dinner date with the Wife (Now Ex) a group of kids pulled up next to us and aksed, "Do you have any Grey Poupon?" I naturally said, "no". They said, "We do!" Showed me the jar! Too funny!

Trying to stifle my laughing while at work!

<~~Would love to hang with your friend!!!!

<~~I take a container of Vanilla Pudding and fill it up with Mayo and eat the whole thing! LOL Opps! I think I got that wwrong, huh?

A friend of mine does that but doesn't tell me. when I look at the Canceled check on Line it is for stuff like Male Sex Enhancement surgery, Lifetime memberships to Porn sites etc..

OMG!!! Tooo funny~

Really? "Motorboatthe Banna Bread"?

OK, what the heck is Motorboat the Banna Bread?

<~~Doesn't mind the Belly pooch if she doesn't mind mine!

Reminds me of the movie The Silence of the Lambs....Buffalo Bill screaming downthe hole, "Put the Lotion on!!!!" LOL