zombilishious Member

I am officially THE PET!!! *wags tail...can I get a choke collar?

I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:

It's puff, puff PASS...stop bogarting and you won't be as confused!

They can't get high with hemp...

People watch at the mall

I prefer toaster strudels for munchies....

So I should eat shrimp, fire up a joint and eat pop tarts when I get the munchies??

Laugh at how some random dude catching butterflies looks like Spongebob in jellyfish field

Play drinking games while watching football - go STEELERS!

I went blonde when I booted the husband, not just after losing the weight...my hairstylist insisted!

Make creative curly hairstyles for magazines

So donuts are bad? Seriously...I'm with niner...30c/40p/30f....

Volunteer at a spay/neuter clinic

Go rock climbing

Exercise Eat clean Have sex...a lot...preferably not alone Smoke weed

I think I might be laughing too hard while you take flexing selfies in the mirror...but if not, let's bring on the leg circuit...walking lunges?!

I'd look over at him on the leg press and growl while killing some squats....

Lying...closely followed by arrogance...

He's a nice *kitten*...I have KIK...he hasn't sent me junk....actually, I never get junk.....I must be too old...:ohwell: :laugh: :laugh:

IN for hard...wait...what?

skip the dinner

It's called "mom tax" and yes, I made myself sick on the tax I collected!

And we see the start of yet another MFP hookup!!!! :flowerforyou: :drinker: :drinker:

Lots of exercise makes you horny. It's science. Women have been known to O while heavy lifting. It's science. Men want to bang hot women. It's science. Women confuse great sex with love. It's science. Society tells women to be skinny and dress slutty. It's science - see the latest issue of Cosmo. Everyone wins...in the…

:love: I don't care if you said no drooling...it's just an automatic response...like breathing...

<---MILF...but no time to upload photos...you'll just have to creep my profile...

Not necessary. I <3 me...and they're all airbrushed anyway! What I would like, though, is Carrie Underwood's personal trainer...

I've got some great waterfront property in Florida...and I know Azz has a bridge for sale too... Haven't you heard? It's all about the raspberry ketones...

I just flirt shamelessly in nearly naked pics to make sure I've got it. I don't really like y'all. Wait...what...this is POF, right? :bigsmile: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

2 years ago...I might have hated her...now that's the kind of person who inspires me. Haters are always gonna hate. I've lost more than 1 close "mom" friend in the past 2 years...and my only regret is that I let being a working mom be my excuse for 11 years!