zombilishious Member

Put a little gravel in my travel...unwind, unravel all night long...makes me wanna grab you honey...tear down some two-lane country. Who knows? Get lost and get right with my soul...makes me wanna take...makes me wanna take a back road....:drinker: :happy:

I leave a 12 pack at Christmas every year...they love me...and also when I want them to take my yard waste without making me pay extra every summer...

So sick and tired of this interstate system...I need a curve and wind-a-twistin'...dusty path to nowhere with the wind blowing through my baby's hair...yeah, makes me wanna take a back road...makes me wanna take the long way home...:flowerforyou:

She lives on the treadmill...

But your my beetch...I'll dig your gold! Muah!

Hug

make breakfast...

<---hard working, professional woman...money is just a bonus...I don't need anyone to pay my bills....

Do you like soda? Because I'd Mountain Dew you...

I suffered from depression periodically through my whole life. Meds suck. Exercise and eating clean rock. Seriously. It takes time and effort. There are so many days I don't want to work out, but I do it anyway and I find myself calm, destressed and feeling good. Maybe not always happy, but definitely good. I keep a…

Does Kentuckiana count?

You can shoot...you'll survive along with me...

Ahhh...I'll need your back...and front...to survive...

He'll need some serious training...but a it's a 'burgh thing...

I'm quite happy when I'm called a MILF...it means I'm doing it right :tongue: :wink:

They sell temperature controlled urine in the parking lots of methadone clinics......

I got a pic of a really big...duck...this morning...can you top that?

That was YOU on that Tumblr page??? :love: :love: :love:

Intelligence, humor, passion and self-confidence

Yesssss...SCORE!!!! For science...and bacon...

Life would be so much simpler if we could all just get rid of the hellos and get right to the point - F you, F me or F off....

I played hacky sack and smoked...in the smoking section...only went to class if I had a test...and yes, I graduated...a year early... ahhh...the good old days... :-)

Bacon...zombies...I might consider this...

Noooooooo.....there was waaaaayyyyy too much nasty in the pic threads!!!

I need some of those. Please will you share?

I run...for bacon... Back to AZ's problem...just send the junk...

Men use the elliptical? In public? I need to YouTube this....

Ummmm...is it just me or do these jeans appear to have eliminated any "package?...soooo...I guess if you want to look like you don't have the equipment a potential gf needs...go for it:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You both want to make me come...I'm liking this...I'll need some bacon...