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But you should feel awesome because you expected it. You could have been the magician!!

Aww. Was he in a horrible skydiving accident like their uncle?

Wait. You should Paco. She loves the name Paco.

Well if you named it, you have to keep it. That's the rules.

She was intimidated by the Batman voice.

No problem. It's what I'm here for. Correcting the mistakes of others.

Correction. Everything is edible with ketchup.

...Are they edible?

I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU WITH THOSE SAFETY SCISSORS!

Annnnnnd welcome to my 21st birthday.

Okay fine. It involves an alpaca, a midget, a pool full of noodles, and a mute magician. That's as far as I'm going.

Shh. It's a secret.

And now I start thinking about the title of this thread... And I should be banned from the internet for what is going through my head right now.

Congratulations. You graduated to a new weapon of... safety scissors! It's all we can trust you with right now.

We can't let the ninjas know what it's code for. Get with the program!

You're killin' me kid...

I'm picturing bowties and top hats.

Maybe he's more of a dog person?

I'm taking that as a yes.

I'm down. But only if I can do the Batman voice.

Febreeze them. Brand new gym clothes for another day or so.

I wondered what you were doing.

By me. Don't forget that little fact. And yes, I'm the jealous type.

Dinosaur tamer. Definitely.

I'll Make A Man Out Of You from Mulan. Nothing gets me more pumped for the day than hearing Donny Osmond telling me that he's going to make a man out of me.

This is why I love Mad Men. Christina Hendricks' character is a full figured woman, men find her hot, she knows she's hot, and it's just really nice to see once in a while.

1. Sing. 2. Eat. 3. Annoy people. 4. Make people laugh. 5. Watch movies. 6. Insult people. 7. Give wrong answers. 8. Text. 9. Spell. 10. Shower.

Your friend tells you the holes in your jeans are from your thighs rubbing together so much.

When you realize you'd definitely never pass for the weight (you may or may not have lied on) on your driver's license.

I'm 5'5 and weigh 185 pounds. I wear a size 16, and once, when I was 192, I managed to put on a pair of 14s and they fit me just as well as my 16s. But I have a big *kitten* and big thighs, so I'll probably always be in the double digits of jeans.