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I can't read the entire thread. I'll share with you my families experience with bariatric surgery. I don't want to see any more horror stories. My grandma had the surgery before I was born. She physically can eat very little at a time. She doesn't drink with meals because there is no room left for food. A VLCD sounds…

Drinking Drano for weight loss is not a great idea.

This was a nightmare. Boiling water was a pain and definitely not something I would have time for now. Will do. In fact I won't recycle either. Hopefully I do live long enough to watch the world burn. Mmmm s'mores.

I tend to stay away from children as much as possible.

TLDR What is your I.Q.? I have no idea. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers. ~ Steven Hawking http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/12/magazine/12QUESTIONS.html?_r=0

The Dead In Their Vaulted Arches by Alan Bradley

http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Womens-Health/LARGE-MONS-PUBIS/show/524264?page=1 If you want a definition, and are at work, do not go to the Wikipedia page.

eww wtf.

Awww. I suck. At least I realized it within 10 seconds.

I can't figure out what "I won you" is supposed to mean. I'm seriously confused. I need some context. When would a person say that?

because you're all mean people. Muscle weighs more than fat, BOOM.

That entire show is satire. As is this thread. I'm too lazy to post pictures so <insert facepalm meme here>. ETA She also might be making a joke... Troll on. I'm enjoying the nonsense.

SE WI?

Grrrr. You took mine. For the record I learned from a cartoon (Bob's Burgers) to not pronounce espresso with an "x". When Bob said it my thoughts were, "Why is saying that so weird?. I looked up how it was spelled and realized I'm a moron. It's one of those things like bruschetta that 99% of people say incorrectly. +1 for…

Good to see I was amusing 4 years ago. Hello necro thread.

I'm not crazy, it was the body wash book! You know it's a good read when the thing that really sticks with you is, "why does she write so much about body wash?" Looks like I wasn't the only one to think so since they are now making 50 Shades Body Wash. I hope ironically.…

Does anyone have a Sticky Buddy? This comedic dub of a product actually made me want one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSF0dtDRD8

Very important question. Is this the book that mentions body wash 53 times? I'm actually serious this time. It was very annoying.

Probably because the admins think we should be working at work. I'm bored enough to start trolling these mommy forums I keep hearing about.

Why stop at two cats?

Automatic adult filter. I also gave up when I realized that. Not so good on the attention span for tasks that take minimum effort.

^ She gets it.

I see what you did there www.smashwords.com. Adult filter engaged for 2 yr olds.

I got bored reading the synopsis of things titled "Trapped" and gave up. This one is especially detailed, "A short story about a man trapped in a strange prison."

I'm mature for my age.

I like you.

I started looking into The Wahls Protocol since it referenced my illness. I've heard that it also had shown improvement for pain related to fibro. There are various food related recommendations in this link. https://www.inspire.com/groups/fibromyalgia/discussion/terry-wahls-protocol-for-nutritionally-treating-fibro/ This…

I see what you did there.

The last time I saw this it ended "we Todd Ed". Classy.