SwannySez Member

It is comforting in a way to see that you have not changed one bit.

https://youtu.be/jy5ihnsyB6w

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

The Rev’s pronouns are they/them.

Unfriend me without delivering a 5,000 word treatise on why they are doing so and the changes that I should make to my life. How the *kitten* am I supposed to know what I did? I didn’t even realize you left!

Slap fights.

Hey @isalsayourface123! https://youtu.be/aDqqm_gTPjc

Broadway don’t go for booze and drugs!

Thirst, baby. Just like always.

How the everloving *kitten* did you manage to fit that in there?

That one time that girl tried to sleep with every popular guy on MFP and all the popular girls absolutely lost their *kitten*.

I have to say that I am REALLY looking forward to the post where you just totally do not realize that you are stark naked! OMG, how embarrassing, right? I just hope that I am online when you post it. It’s totally not a question of if. It’s a question of when.

Hides snacks in her hoohah.

This would be the very best possible outcome and I am now #teamchanticleer

I am sure you missed some EPIC ones. Those of you who have ignored or denied my FRs over the past week? I am not so silently judging you.

I think I’m gonna die.

I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in!

Personally, I am cheering for a giant sinkhole to open and swallow both teams.

I don’t even care what the *kitten* is. I want some.

I don’t know if they show up on the app. I think you have to go to the website to see any messages, but yeah, you can include a name and message. My go to name is either Ron Mexico or Carlos Donger.

You really sound disappointed, too, pimpy.

Totally down with FRs about your butth0le, pole.

BOOOOOOOOBIES!! And gawd we love them. Every. Single. One.

In fairness? His GF was pretty *kitten* hawt.

What did they say in their FR? Or was it blank and the sheer power of their posts had you in thrall?

If you really CAN make them swing in different directions, I would TOTALLY want to see that.

We know you are, but what about sleeping?