SwannySez Member

That would be a major error.

My actual title is Field Marshall No-Funnington of the Ixnay on the Jocularity Brigades.

I eat it raw, baby.

Ask and ye shall receive. Baby.

My candy colored clown costume.

Unlimited handies from the MFP staff.

The sweetbreads of my enemies and I am wearing their heads as hats...handsome.

MFP marriages are generally from 5p-8a and on weekends and holidays. Also? The ones who post most loudly about their marriages are the usually ones who are sending half of MFP pics of them ramming food stuffs into their orifices and offering to talk dirty.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY? You think you can pull the kinda *kitten* you did, disappear for a little bit and then just waltz the *kitten* back in and pretend everything is *kitten* cool? Some of us remember, *kitten*. Some of us *kitten* remember.

Red lips, hair and fingernails. She’s a mean ol’ Jezebel.

Explosions in the Sky - Snow and Lights https://youtu.be/Yo9Qb6aFmHM

In glorious technicolor bootyrific nudieliciousness.

Most women are simply waiting for you to ask them to show off their naughty bits via PM.

Is this me?

A “boner garage” lower abdominal tattoo.

It’s impressive how much exponentially creepier each comment is. It’s like watching Don’t *kitten* With Cats.

Very well. We shall have you...mounted.

Carver Cream

See? This the exact kinda *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* I was talking about. You just cannot *kitten* help yourself, can you? This is SERIOUS!