AJ_Pete Member

I meant get so wasted with Tyler that we pass out.

Get so wasted that I pass out before I have the chance to consume an entire bowl of buffalo chicken dip & a bag of tostitos.

So, you do it right then.

I was told that I smoke it wrong anyway.

Harlot in a risk-free world or a cat. They have the life.

If you're so unsure about having another child that you're asking strangers for pros & cons, then don't have another child.

You really love this topic, don't cha?

I've got more important things to worry about.... like my bacon crisping up ever so perfectly around my steak tonight.

1) Penis 2) Tattoos

You have proven nothing other than you will pick a night with anyone. PS- I plateaued around 35 lbs lost. IT ALWAYS HAPPENS when you're not feeding your body properly. If I put a half a tank of gas in my car, I'll eventually stall out somewhere.

Look, from a person who did 1200 for a few months..... you will plateau. It's inevitable. And it'll be for weeks... maybe months. Why not just do it the healthy way & feed your body properly so you can avoid the months of feeling like a complete failure? You only have one body. Why abuse it to lose weight when you can take…

She's hangry. For sure.

Anything by Sleigh Bells. "Comeback Kid" is great.

You're wildly wrong. On many levels. You better research IPOARM, yourself.

The lyrics are wrong, but the sentiment is lovely.

She's mine.

Are you partying with the Michelob Ultra girl from earlier?

BITE YOUR TONGUE FOR ASKING! Beer has never done anything bad to anyone, buddy. If anything, cut out a meal or two for the beer. GOSH.

It probably helped with the poopsies. I once poopsied 5 lbs after a 12 pack from taco bell. No olive oil.

I'm here for the penis. I mean, congrats.

I'll be wasted in some bar off of some beer that doesn't have a "lite" option & hitting on drunk dudes in flannels.

Meat.

Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Bathe in rice pudding. Mmmm.

Also, you have very talented eyebrows. Mine are lifeless & boring.

I'm assuming "not asked for" = opinion.

Me? Body. Dude? Face. Chubby guys are the bestest. Ever.

Yup. Women are b*tches, but it still seems you may have just turned your feelings into her "feelings" about your weight. Regardless, don't worry about others. As long as you're happy with yourself, right?

Mmmmmmm, big pickles.