TexanThom

In jails- ERT Team.

I am doing a "cleanse" right now.....Had some bad mexican food yesterday and it's going through me like corn through a goose.

Whenever you weigh, THAT is your true weight. You weigh what you weigh when you weigh.

I weigh everyday. I can handle the truth because I am not weak minded. A scale is only a tool, use it for what it was meant for.

Shut up!!!

"sup" To die for Owie

You can't argue with stupid....

I think that it is time for a B*#^H slap!!!

If you can't decide what to eat for yourself, I don't see much of a future for you in life.

You do know that whole milk is only 3-4%, right?

Yeah....Tell this to my goldfish...Spanky.

I would call ICE and have the "aliens" arrested.

Put down the dumbells next time before you weigh.

Don't hate the player, hate the game...

Oreos and french onion dip. Sweet and salty goodness!!!

My watch....

Robert Deniro in Raging Bull gained like 75lbs. for the role.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

I ALWAYS prefered Texan women. Now I have been with my GF going on three years and she is from the U K. Goes to show you that it does not matter where someone is from, all that matters is who they are...

Never heard of someone getting fat sitting next to an overweight person.

"Do you really want to hurt me" Head hanging low.

Soak in buttermilk overnight. Get some Lawrys mesquite with lime 30 minute marinade and soak it over night. Grill to perfection and enjoy!

I'm not going bald, I just have a 5 inch wide part in the middle of my hair.

Hello Captain Obvious:

I tell you Padre, she's got a tongue so sharp it's a wonder she don't cut her mouth to pieces and bleed to death.

Better to have a gun and not need it, then to need a gun and not have it!!

Better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it.

Aunt Flo!!!

Today is day 207.

Welcome...Good luck... and GO COWBOYS!!!!