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Man that sux! Was married 18 years....been having that boring kinda sex for prob 16 ... NOT ANYMORE!!! woo hoo! sorry couldn't help myself... lol!
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I can be a smart *kitten*...YEAHSSZZZ!!!
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chinese food sex...nope just kidding...new boyfriend...lol having LOTS of sex ...HAHA!
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I separate skittles by their colors and eat each pile separately. I suck the sour off the sour patch kids first then eat them I suck the outside off the Sweedish Fish first then put them in my cheek until they get melty and chew them I bite the chocolate off my protein bars first and then eat them I suck the salt off my…
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Don't tell ...it's their business... they'll be pissed off at you in the end!
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Landslide...Fleetwood Mac Lose Yourself....Eminem Roxanne...The Police Bootylicious...Destiny's Child Scream...Usher
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Sorry I make jack **** as a nurse...I outta get paid a whole HELL of a lot more...had stomach contents spilled on my foot yesterday...just as an example...UGH:grumble:
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Jeesh now I have ALL those songs stuck in my head!!! lol
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Ok headed to the gym now...thanks...bye bye!:tongue:
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Birthday Cake...Rihanna...UGH...in my head...don't even know any of the words...just "cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake..." **** ing get outta my damn head!!!! :grumble:
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A...def ....I will NEVER leave MFP...they'd have to drag me kicking and screaming!!!
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Well you've got the legs for it...and the socks! lol :love:
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A receipt in my taco salad at a Mexican place. I complained and the waitress said ..."well at least you were almost finished" WTF is that supposed to mean....seriously...WTF?
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IM BORED
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I love everything about working out...the only thing I could say is when my iheartradio is being a pia. I can't get motivated without music...then I have to listen to the oldies garbage or whatever they are playing on the radio... that is usually a sucky workout!
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And in other news...My tiny little nipples went to France...Bruce Almighty
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DAMN...I KNEW I was forgetting something!!! There's so MANY of them! lol
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Fat guy in a little coat....fat guy in a little coat That's gonna leave a mark! Brothers don't shake hands...brothers gotta HUG! Does this tie make my face look fat? ....No your face makes your face look fat! What'd You DO???? Pretty little maidens all in a row! All from Tommy Boy
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You are so cute!!!
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Please don't be nervous...I don't bite...
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Well, you can't spell...I can't ****ing think right now...talents...ummm errr did you say talents....(sigh...) :blushing:
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Id make YOU get me some wine first...then we'd talk about what kind you want...lol
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OH...I gotta go to the uniform shop...see ya BRB!!!! OK back....let the tickling COMMENCE!!!!!RRRAAAAWWWRRR!!!!
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Ummm errr...ummm...I would ask YOU if you meant ME...(nursedb) and say THANK YOU... I'd appreciate that!
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ask you politely to help me out with something
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Hate the way I love you...Rihanna Arms of the Angels ... Sara Mclachlan
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OH!!!! is it wrong that I am TOTALLY turned on right now!!!! hehehe!!!!
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I work out in a gym that is 95% of the time empty...except for me and my 20 year old man candy gym confidant ...my iheartradio was not working one day and all I could hear was him grunting and moaning one night...Umm errr..if THAT"S not enough to give a girl an orgasm I don't know what is!! I turn off the music when he's…
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My 70$ sunglasses...in an old ladies toilet that smelled like...well, an old lady! EWWW!!!!
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YES YES YES YES YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!XXXXXXXOOOOO and he KNOWS EXACTLY WHO HE IS!!!!!!!! :blushing: