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Today I learned about Eritrea. Apparently, Eritrea is a country in the horn of Africa, with extensive coastline along the red sea. Eritrea has a population of around 6 million people, gained it's independence in 1991, and is where my body type is considered "average" according to this asinine global BMI calculator.

i tended to overestimate butter and salad dressing and way underestimate pasta and wine

nice trim appearance

A talented, yet shy American-football player

right now, I love that my body is naked.

On recommendations from my psych, I actually bought a grow light and set it up in my living room. The light and the plants growing under it, have made my winters much less morose.

boobs

i lose mine all the time because stress I get a little money issues or drama with the kids and I'll miss for months at a time until the drama resolves.

me, because my partner has anxiety and managing the money would make him die of a heart attack also me, but it used to be him, and neither of our incomes are over the poverty line; despite full time hours for both and weekly overtime for me. It doesn't really matter much to us who makes more. We live on very little and we…

where are the sprinkles?

don't waste your money! just find an unwashed hot dog vendor on the corner of some busy street after bar hours and ask for a bucket of old hot dog water in which cheap franks have been festering all night leave that bucket out in the sun for a couple weeks BOOM Boulevard Zon . . . i only wish that was hyperbole

Boulevard Zon tastes like hot dog water. Fermented hot dog water.

cheez-its, man you made me spit coffee out my nose it's too early for your wit and this bull****.

hm... I'll take heart failure over gangrene. It's quicker.

I generally take it like a shot or drink it with a straw sometimes I add food to it. Maybe pizza.

but, but, but what if we LIKE it awkward?

You forgot: YOU NEED TO EAT MORE

I've got the opposite problem. I see myself as the size I was before all the weight gain, which causes a strange dissonance when I look in the mirror, or see pictures of myself, or try to pick out clothes when shopping (I always seem to underestimate my size by at least 2 sizes, so even when I grab a couple pairs to try…

yes, please (this has been a message from your friendly creepy chubby chaser)

I'd, no doubt, be the first to get eaten considering how soft and succulent I am.

"I bet you're a 7 on a good day!"

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funnel cakes for EVERYONE!!!!

two bananas slowly

I enjoy the Miracle Noodle brand shiritaki noodles. LIke the above posters have said, the texture is not the same as wheat pasta, but it's similar, and close enough to sate my ravenous pasta cravings. I can eat my body weight in pasta, especially during certain times of the month, and miracle noodles allow me to indulge…

i add qualifiers when that happens. "usda" "raw" "fresh" "homemade"

chia seeds, raw milk, dark chocolate, and ALL THE SPINACH

smoked salmon, lox, is good so is making a sandwich with tomato, cucumber, lettuce preserves pesto olive relish

macaroni and cheese with spinach blended into the cheese sauce (to make it a sickly green) and pimentos hot dogs cut in half, a fingernail shape cut into them, lines cut into them to look like finger joints put hot dogs on mac and cheese in casserole dish. sprinkle with bleu cheese, bake, then drizzle with green chile…

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