fatboymax

Rusty Peaks

Punch Justin Beiber in the face for $100 million (will give the money to his charity) then the rest is just gravy

I am fun and live in Vaudreuil-Dorion, Quebec

i have a rottweiler and a boston terrier. my profile pic is of my old dog 120lb chocolate lab

All the clothes I own for the gym don't fit me anymore!

^ this... my last toe nail hung on for dear life and had to pull it off (TMI?). I stubbed it on a post playing beach volleyball. It was quite gross for awhile!

My grandmother years back... "you are getting really fat...you must be in love"

Je suis anglais mais ma femme est francais. On parle la "franglais" chez nous. Mes enfants parle biens en francais... mieux que mois!

i love them cause they are delicious!

Someone to cook all my healthy meals and enter them into MFP for me and i am not allowed to eat anything else!

I sneak up and scare the crap out of my wife all the time...to much fun! I recently snuck up and poured cold water on her in the shower ... priceless!

I want ZOMBIES to look at me and think BRAINS BRAINS...f@#$ this we can never catch that guy!

Use beach volleyball in the exercise search function under cardiovascular. I have been playing beach and indoor vball and have been playing in every tournament i could since the day i started. The only way to truely know the calories burned is with a heart rate monitor but the search function is a good guesstimate!

i also saw and indian man (south asian indian) and an old chinese man get into a car accident both could only speak a little french so they argued and argued until i had to break up the fight. I could not understand either of them and i could not stop laughing.

8 years ago Brian Adams came into the bar i worked at and did not pay me for the drinks he ordered. Now when i hear a brian adams song i become enraged.

Source material ...where is it?

Hey you are tresspassing on my castle!

I am filipino and grew up in a white french area of montreal. I know what you are going through. I didnt have a lot of ethnic friends growing up. All my friends are white english or french. As i got older, i did hear the same thing you are talking about. I ignored that type of ignorance throughout my childhood. The only…

I did the carnival cruise and we booked the snorkel excursion leaving from nassau. On the way the small boat brings you past oprah and michael jordans house on atlantis island. WOOOWW. Then the snorkeling... the water is so clear and beautiful. We used those sea-doo under water electic motors. Sooo fast so you can see so…

I would really like to hear this story!

Pepper spray!

How do you think they got those bodies? It is a very addictive sport and so much fun. I am sure there are places around. I live in Montreal Canada. we have them in parks on grass and sand. They also have inddor courts for our ridiculous winters!

i play beach volleyball ... fun summer sport ...not hard on the joints... fresh air...lots of fun!

Thanks. I never thought of it that way and I will from now on!

Poutine is one of those foods that tastes delicious, looks terrible, and you can only eat it once maybe twice a year. I am sure there are foods like that in the southerm hemisphere that we do not have.

Oh were fighting for fries.....it's on.... so bring it! haha

I had an annular tear in my back and could not do any impact. Everytime i tried to go for long walks or biking i would get really bad sciatic pains. Someone suggested yoga to me. The first thing i thought was that it was for skinny girls and bored housewives.... boy was i wrong. It was hard very hard. when i was done i did…

i wish i could be like that but it is all or nothing with me. But one thing i agree with for me is that the longer i do this the easier it gets. I have now planned to go nuts on my anniversary with my wife. Eating whatever i want for 1 day will be someting i can look forward to

This is exactly my problem. I have to be either 100% on the money or i binge. I used to smoke 10 years ago and it is the same thing for me!

Next time i will do that old " hey look over there " just before i steal some fries