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Yes; your face will be stuck that way FOREVER. #yourmotherwasright

Also this is kinda how my 9 year relationship ended. Definitely address it. :/

Marriage counseling.

1. You and your husband are the ones who opened your doors to THEM. You have every right to lay ground rules, especially since they pay less than half of the rent/utilities. 2. I understand that your husband "feels bad," however they need to learn how to be responsible. Explain to your husband that it isn't healthy for…

Awwwwww yeeeeeeah... Are you ready to kick some *kitten*? BECAUSE IT IS TIME TO KICK SOME *kitten*. Let's do this.

Who is saying "just change, you just need to do it?" That is stupid advice imho. First off, you need an attitude make over. You say you're an all-or-nothing gal. FIRST THING - That's gotta go! You gotta get into the mindset of NO MATTER HOW SLOW YOU'RE GOING, YOU'RE STILL LAPPING THE PEOPLE ON THE COUCH!!! No matter what…

Yea some people hate their jobs, it turns them into cranky, bitter, jaded *kitten*... lol... So yea, getting a job you actually enjoy will keep that from happening, hopefully haha. :P

My college provides help for alumni including help with resume-writing and they have a job-finding program we're allowed to use. Maybe look into your college and see if they offer anything like that? Otherwise, what Sheila said: Positive energy. Figure out what you WANT. Realize that you're having this negative experience…

Mystique.

"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I hate all of you. You're all idiots. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" ^ yaaaaay

YES. YES LET US MOB THE EMBASSY OF DETERMINING FEMALE CLOTHING SIZES. TOPPLE THE FRANCHISES. KILL THE MEN IN CHARGE. BURN EFFEGIES OF THEM IN THE STREETS. START RIOTS AND DON'T STOP UNTIL THEY MEASURE OUR CLOTHES PROPERLY. ALSO SHOE SIZES. AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT MAKE THEM MAKE SHOES THAT ARE BOTH COMFORTABLE AND CUTE. RIOT…

"Fit his criteria?" .......................................... ........................................ ........................................ wtf? Also, fyi, you are adorable and your hair is even more adorable. #justsoyouknow Also that guy thinks he's God's gift to women, and therefore he will be single for a very long…

Celery might be a negative calorie food if you do the chicken dance while eating it. Maybe.

I heard Dr. Oz said to jump off a cliff. All the cool kids are doing it.

That is why I only touch everything in the office with only my elbows. #skills

awwww.... she caught us... haha... :P yea search "cinnamon challenge" on youtube. you'll see what we mean... #sohilariousthough

Also if you drink water WITH the cinnamon then you don't get any weight loss benefits. Also you have to post a link to the youtube video here on the forum... or else you won't see any weight loss benefits. #truth

BUT IT IS SCIENCE AND THEREFORE IT IS RIGHT. #science

Yes. And cancer. The cancer helped too.

I may be a 5'3" girl, but I do martial arts and I lift. I'm not where I want to be, but I'm getting there. I like surprising people with my strength in normal circumstances, and I like knowing I can probably protect my friends if necessary. The other day the lady who lives two floors below me needed her couch moved over…

Seriously dump him. Think about it. In all likelihood, someday you'll probably want to get married, buy a house and have kids. You need your kids' dad to be dependable, capable, emotionally steadfast and strong. You can't have him being all namby-pamby and falling apart while you're trying to instill good values into your…

bahahahahahaha was that second dog like... falling asleep? That's hilarious... Yesterday I was number 2. Everything that could have gone wrong at work was going wrong. It was so frustrating. I was so exhausted at the end of the day I skipped Kung Fu and just went home to go to sleep. I just felt terrible. Today I'm example…

bahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha... ohhhhhh man... I love pooping, hehe. :D #itsthebest

OH ME TOO. :D

I like you. :D

In a word - Yup. :/

Brokeback Mountain. ... ... AHAHAHAHA... oh I can't keep a straight face... hehehehe... I can't believe no one's said that yet, though... oh my sides... Ahhh... ok but for rilzeez... I'd say... hm... Spirited Away is accurate for me right now. :P

Anytime, honey. <3 ^_^

Ohhhhh OP... You so silly. Don't worry about those silly plus size models. You are not them. You are YOU. And YOU is awesome. Don't worry about how you look in the mirror, worry about who you are as a person. Are you confident? Capable? Strong? At peace? Sufficiently badass?? You can be overweight and still be all those…