jnichel Member

Maybe it's jerky penises.

Perfect, but don't forget the hair flip.

I told you, I was edumacated in the deep South.

In blood.

You should walk in there, drop your pants and pee all over the place while proclaiming that you're marking your territory. Then, right when she thinks you're done, flip your hair and take a stick of gum out of her purse.

Damn, beat me to it.

It inspires me.

The gym won't fix ugly though. I've asked.

FTFY

I do not shave my head. Oh, wait.

This isn't very appropriate.

If I were inappropriate, I'd say something like, "How you doin'?"

No, you're winning.

You rebel.

Ellen is from New Orleans and a Saints fan. That's a sign of greatness.

I'm returning your n00dz and cookie recipes.

I never have to use that excuse. I was born shrunk. Hmm, probably shouldn't admit that in open forum. Forget I said anything.

You wear it waaaaayyyyyyy better than I.

That's what I'm here for.

Premature dead thread. That's my pet peeve.

Good to know I was taught wrong.

I'm here to comment on your progress and cheer you on. Just sayin'. ;)

I must have been wasted, because I don't remember it at all. :)

My best friend from my Navy days is from Newport, TN. He'd bring some moonshine every time he would come back from leave. Brought it in Mason jars after the first time because we all gave him a hard time for it not being, "authentic". I couldn't drink the stuff without it burning a hole through my throat.

Also the year I turned 1yo. Yea me!

I don't drink coffee for the taste though....it's my caffeine delivery system because it has 0 calories compared to what I would rather be drinking, Mt Dew Code Red. :)

Not I. Community Coffee New Orleans Blend in the Keurig, but I'm not above drinking the generic coffee we have here at work.

In the same direction?

This is my wife. TV is constantly on ID, and someone is always spraying luminol. In her nightstand she has, "The A-Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers", "The FBI Crime Classification Manual" and, "Mind Hunter: Inside the FBI's Elite Serial Crime Unit". I sleep with one eye open.