jnichel Member

We'll have to move to PM's to avoid getting banned.

I have this on a coffee cup.

I use Linux.

C'mere

I know, I took the picture.

No need for support when you're sleeping......just let them fall to either side and under your arm. :)

Do your chimneys not have a damper that you can close?

You know, I was going to ask if you had a fireplace, but something shiny distracted me....or it might have been something boob shaped... That's how were used to get bats in our house when I was growing up.

I can't beat this offer. Sooner or later, my wife will want me back because something around the house will need fixing.

If you want to get me a present, I'll be your boyfriend for a day.

Who told you about my penis?

I'm so flagging this.

I avoid this problem by not shaving.

Allow me to be blunt, one 5'8" guy to another. First, why do you give a *kitten* what an article on the Internet says? Second, if a woman is so shallow that she won't date a guy because he's not 6'3" then you're better off without her. Third, my wife is 5'10" and prior to getting married, I dated quite a few women who were…

Somebody wrote on your feet. :)

LOL. For the past week, I've been binge watching the A-Team.

I had to Google that and now I know that your brain must be HUUUUUGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE! :) Good luck!

FTR, we have 365 days where we can completely justify having as much pie as we want. The justification is, "I'M AN ADULT!!!" :)

I think it's a bit more than a Brazilian, but less than 70's bush.

Do they normally wear bras?

Who flagged this?

Now you tell me.

*subscribes to your viewing list*

Do you like naked, jello Twister?

Boobs

FIFY

Nice. Grad school for what?

Do you also say Fro-drick?

Goodfellas Unforgiven Caddyshack Note: these could change in the next few minutes.

People are always checking me out at the gym, but that might be because I'm wearing a tutu.