jnichel Member

Tilted my monitor too.

Well, the towers/taps are not installed for the kegs yet.

People who approach me out of the blue when I'm wearing my, "Do I Look Like A People Person?" shirt just to tell me that I do because they think they're funny.

I know, I won't have to walk all the way to the break room for the kegs anymore. :)

I confess that they're building a bar right outside my office....

Jake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4xf50aUxaE

I thought long and hard for mine. I took my first initial and put it in front of my last name. Took me months to come up with that.

With no pants.

I got married at the Justice of the Peace, with just two witnesses there, then we went to Shoneys for their breakfast buffet.

Well, there's this 34yo woman who could probably change my mind. ;)

I could go with cheesecake, but not chocolate.

Like me, she's from New Orleans, therefore, she's mine. :)

Eyes?

I've never been premature. It happens when my body wants it to happen, not a moment sooner or later. She may disagree though.

Maybe you just haven't had the right water chestnut.

Just that? How you doin'?

What about fried chicken? Didn't think about that, did ya? :)

tl;dr

That must sound a thousand times better than my youngest practicing his drums.

Now I need a cigarette.

You do this on purpose. ;)

If they don't, bare legs make up for it.

It can't happen. It's the only thing we have over them. They still own the head to head record; even though Brees has put a dent in that since 2006.

* *kitten*

Want my number? ;)

I don't. Let's put it this way, I often wonder what my life would have been like had I made a career out of the Navy and then I realize if I did, I wouldn't have the wife and kids that I have today. So, do I regret not re-uping when I hit my EAOS? Nope, not one bit.

That doesn't make them regrets.

What about regerts?