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  • Where I grew up, there was a place called Captain Harvey's, and they had the best cheese steak subs. When you went in the place (it's a carryout only sub shop), you would see a mountain of sandwich steaks cooking on the grill, as well as a mountain of fried onions. When you ordered a steak or cheese steak sub, they had one…
  • How come everyone's suggested calorie intake is so low? MFP says that I should eat 2530 a day. (I think that's too many, and I'm shooting for 1500).
  • Next time put some hot peppers in it.<g> I'd suggest keeping some "Lean Cuisine" or some "Healthy Choices" in the freezer, that way you always have something you can grab and take to work.
  • I have a lot of hobbies, but I seem to rarely indulge in them. I like photography, but I'm not good at it. I used to have a fast car that I took down the track, but I sold it to buy another fast car, then, a few months ago I sold that one too. I like astronomy, but that is hard on my back these days.(That requires a lot of…
  • There's "Pitch Black"....."The Chronicles Of Rid****".... If you like action movies, there is...."The Long Kiss Goodnight"....."The Last Man Standing"....."Point Of No Return".... I don't know what your tastes are, so here are some good movies of varying genres...."Constantine"....."The Transporter"...."Tears Of The…
  • Okay, now for a bad joke. Three ropes (yes, three pieces of rope) are standing on a city street corner talking. It's a warm summer day, so rope #1 says that he is going to go across the street to the corner bar and get a beer. He leaves his two friends there and goes over to the bar. He walks up the steps, goes into the…
  • An older fellow buys a small farm that has a pond surrounded by fruit trees. One summer day he decides to see if there is any fruit to pick, so he grabs a bucket and walks down to the pond. As he approaches the pond, he hears laughter and splashing. He can see that there are several young ladies skinny dipping in his pond,…
  • How about "Paycheck"? Then there is "The Mist". How about "A Sound Of Thunder"?
  • More Blonde Jokes Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the…
  • A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing. For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She…
  • Anyone like blonde jokes? Okay, here goes....A blonde woman decides to earn extra money by going door to door to see if anyone needs any odd jobs done. She comes to one house and asks the guy if he has any odd jobs that she can do. He says, yes he does. He wants his porch painted, and he has the paint. She says that she'll…
  • AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in…
  • A rancher dies unexpectedly, and leaves the ranch to his very attractive, 50ish year old wife. Knowing that she can't handle the ranch all by herself, she puts an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two people answer the ad. One is a drunk, and the other is a gay guy. She decides to hire the gay guy, figuring that the…
  • I just read in the local paper that a man fell into a re-upholstery machine and had to be hospitalized. Don't worry, he's fully re-covered. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" A dyslexic man walked into a bra..... An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids…
  • That means that the evaporator coil was frozen. That is an indication that you need to add freon to it (charge the unit.), or the filters need to be cleaned or changed.
  • That is so true. The ideal diet will contain mostly protein and fat, with a low amount of carbs. The more carbs you eat, the more you want to eat. I mentioned this in another thread, but if you lower your carb intake....say under 100 carbs a day, your body will begin to stop craving carbs. Of course, to fill the gap, you…
  • Thanks everyone for the tips on how to change my goals. I went there and changed them so that my carb count was under 100 a day. I need to look around this site a bit, so that I know what I'm doing. It's all new to me, and I am not familiar with it yet.
  • Hey there Shannon! If none of your doctors told you to lower your carb intake, then you should get new doctors. Also, a FBS of 133 is way too high.....you need to have a FBS level of 70-80. A non-diabetic will never have a BG level over 120.....even after they've eaten. The ideal BG levels for a diabetic are 70-80 when…
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