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But on the plus side, I got to see Crankstr's new avatar.

I chuckled at the notion.

Eating bugs would be gross. I had no idea what a cicada was until like the third or fourth time I went to the midwest. Really weirded me out. Kind of gross to think of them living under the surface of the earth for 17 years until they crawl out, mate and die.

... The profile picture is just that of a dude. Profile or not, it's a dead give-away that it's a dude. Aside from that, what kind of creep only adds chicks, and on top of that evidently only adds chicks with husbands whom they love? Would they delete a woman who didn't love their husband? Would they delete a single woman?…

Oh my goodness. I've always worried this could happen. That's why I always wear a scarf or bandana over my face.

They're all shallow reasons :) So, so shallow. I'm entirely OK with that, as I'm already pretty healthy and rather svelte. There's nothing left but the shallow extreme, so why not.

Well, it's not going to hurt you to stop drinking. I'm taking a break from alcohol and already I've dropped tons of water weight. That said, I don't think that an occasional drink would hurt. Just don't overdo it, as with anything else. I believe vodka is your lowest calorie option for alcohol. Drinking in general is a lot…

Well jerber, that's what you get for sticking to your OP and responding with your thoughts—catty responses. It's MFP as per usual, huzzah! Oh, and I don't have my photos public because I would prefer not losing every ounce of my privacy; jerber may be thinking the same thing.

Oh my gosh so much of all this. The search feature is one of the worst I've ever encountered. And then those stupid game threads ... I was looking through recent posts one day randomly and saw three different variations of "date/bang/marry". Those are more annoying to me than "Do I eat my calories back," which I generally…

Pretty much this. I can't stand the taste of the chemical sweeteners and it doesn't seem like it would be good for you, but I don't really care either way. When I still used a debit card I would sometimes want to buy some gum just to get cash back but I didn't want to waste my money on something I wasn't going to enjoy,…

Dear OP: MFP, and the internet in its whole, is full of morons. MFP especially is full of *kitten*, most particularly because the ownership is only concerned with numbers and not actually maintaining a reliable tool or helpful community. Actually, odds are, anyone—especially myself—posting in this thread is an *kitten*. So…

Well thank you :flowerforyou:

I went from ... to ... to ...

This is an excellent and, certainly, adequate response.

Hahaha, oh my gosh. I can't continue. I won't be able to stop chuckling. e; Sarcasm and irony are not the same; I can see where you may think it's an ironic statement, but it's not.

That's sarcasm, not irony. Which is, in itself, still not ironic. No, see ... it becomes a reliance on information being at your fingertips rather than thinking about it. While it can affect the memory, as well, it inhibits people from actually thinking about a problem/solution set and becomes more of a quest for the most…

It lessens one's ability to think critically.

I ended up here because I was using butter as tanning oil.

I thought they closed this thread for "violating the rules"? Well, glad to see it back. BelievetoAchieve would be proud/perturbed.

Actually it was the fashion industry. It began with underarm hair in 1915 and leg hair in the 40s, due to short sleeves gaining popularity in the former, and short skirts gaining popularity in the latter. But Greek statues of women also lacked pubic hair. Buuuuuut maybe the ancients were just pervs.

All right, I'm in. I'll start out in a winter coat with a bikini on underneath and go until you can see my braided stomach hair and everything else.

There's a negative stigma to it, that's all. You can meet some real weirdos out there. Of course you can meet lots of weirdos in real life as well, but you don't know what you'll end up with online until you meet them and hang out a few times. Anyway, while I have dated internet people and had some really good…

Um, if I could be guaranteed I would get that guy were I to Chatroulette I would soooo totally do it, but as it is, I figure it would just be junk shot after junk shot.

He sold you your house.

Incidentally I've never dated a woman who can cook. But that's OK because I don't really like it when people cook for me. I am the picky eater. I want to know everything that's in it. Because what if someone puts something in there I hate? Like artichoke hearts or something. Gross. It does suck, though, when someone does…

I never signed up in the first place. It's funny how many people tried to force me to have a profile, down to ex-girlfriends and ex-friends threatening to make an account for me ... I told them that would be immediate dismissal. They never did, so far as I know, they're exes for other reasons.

I've seen other misanthropic posts from you, as well, and I think you're allowing yourself to be a little too butt-hurt over a post that wasn't intended to be anything more than "funny" or "silly".

That user seems to be a bit of a misanthrope.

So her cat had kittens. One day she came home, completely hung over and found that a kitten was missing from the basket. They thought the cat had eaten one of the kittens. So she and her friend sprinkled the other kittens with holy water to try to ward off the evil spirits that might be causing a mother cat to eat her…