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Well I would say jerkin' it, but that's been used to death. So, like, naughty time with the girlfriend, then, I guess.

I used to think I was hugely obsessive compulsive, paranoid and untrusting ... and then I read this thread. Phew, I feel a lot better about myself now ;) That is to say, I don't think anyone has any business looking at my phone, but I'm not on guard 24-7, and looking at my phone will not automatically garner you a…

I used to go to school with a Michael Jackson. My friend married an Andrew Jackson. No "famous names" that I know of currently or work with, but I do work with a guy named Jack Russell. I mean, that's close enough.

Irony is not something that the internet understands. Unless accusing someone of being judgmental is somehow not judgmental in and of itself. Especially when it has some snarky-*kitten* comment tied to it.

Ya gotta talk to him about it, not us. That's the wisest thing anyone is going to tell you on here ;)

I would think it quite likely that you know nothing of the demographics of Tucson. Even finding demographics say nothing for what it's actually like living there. Where the hell does a 40+ year old single father pick up women? You're uniquely unqualified to answer such a question. Sure, maybe the guy is a douche who's…

And what if all he wants is a woman who doesn't just make squealing, piggish noises when eating at a restaurant? In many places it can be hard to find someone after a certain age. Hell, around here it's difficult to find someone after high school because people marry and have children really young. You're all making a lot…

Wait, why did they unlock this thread? Obviously it's not hurting anyone, but still.

Hah, I like this thread. I remember using the card catalog to look things up in the library, the dewey decimal system, paste, manual pencil sharpeners, playing cowboys and indians, soldier, bringing squirt guns to school ... hah. I remember when we got our first typewriter and I was in 4th or 5th grade—no more handwritten…

So happy to hear women saying that. I once got blasted pretty hard for saying that one shouldn't expect the guy to pay on the first date ... and that if they expect it he's not out of line for expecting her to put out. Obviously I was making a point through hyperbole, but you know. Anyway, glad to see there are people out…

when a couple of guys, who were up to no good ...

Who can't say they understand where you're coming from? At least, among those here. It's all a matter of not giving in to that craving for a chocolate bar or to eat more than you need, whatever your problem may be. I have a major sweet tooth I'm trying to overcome, and I'm pretty much back at my starting weight, but at…

Twenty pushups, when you've not been training on them consistently is still pretty good. But no, I've never completed it. Every time I try it, I get about three weeks or so into it and then can't push myself to complete it. It's a tough thing to do.

It's certainly better that you broke up than got married if he wasn't 100% sure of it. Deep down you must have had reservations as well, right? I can't imagine anyone not having any, though, at least a little bit. Anyway, it doesn't sound like it was venomous in any way, which is nice. But don't try to be friends, get a…

I prefer this to 1984—it's more interesting, it's more of a fun read, it's not so far up its own butt ... But in this respect I prefer The Winter of Our Discontent. It's beautiful, amazing, blah blah blah. Of Mice and Men is great, too, but ... Discontent feels like more of a pay-off (even though the ending caught me quite…

I sincerely came here to say 50 Shades of Grey =/ You know, trolling threads on MFP is too difficult when the OP trolls himself.

... I just came in here to make a joke about the planet. Damnit. ... Damnit. Well I'll give real response reply instead: I vary on my concern. I don't eat nearly as much fish as I used to—I used to eat sushi at least once a week and then some salmon as well. I've heard that so little of it is in there that the average…

I don't think you can be one of "them" if you're buying that type of food in the first place. One of "them" would have brought in cucumber sandwiches or something lame, and then told everyone about how they brought in a healthy snack for everyone to "enjoy". I'm neither one of "those" ex-fatties or ex-smokers, thankfully.…

Whatever is stuck in my head. It's been Bohemian Rhapsody. I hope it wasn't as bad as the guy in the video above. A lot of times it's, like, The Beach Boys or The Beatles, though.

1700 is probably net. If he grosses 1700 then that's something all together, but in all likelihood he nets 1700. So I guess mine is going to be comprehension.

I would like to see it get a little more intense. It's very milk-toast. It needs to go along a little more with the comic, if for no other reason than to be something a little more than a soap opera. But at least Michonne is here now. I wonder if they'll make her lame or something. Let's just hope for some tough times…

Ibuprofen is some good stuff.

This a lot, especially number three. I really wanted to see that story, that would have been great. And where is Tyrese? I'm also upset they're not going to have the storyline with the twins, and I wonder if they'll have the gall to follow through with some of the major story stuff that's coming up. Gosh I hope they can. I…

... The last question best applies. I like a girl who can drive a stick, I'm often disappointed to a slight degree if she's incapable of doing so, but I don't care if her car is actually auto or standard. I drive an automatic but only because it's so damned hard to find a cheap vehicle that's a standard.

Select the "Exercise" tab at the top of the page. Under the header "Cardiovascular" select "Add Exercise". Select within the search field and type in "Walking". Select the option which best describes the speed at which you walked from the left and add the duration you walked in the "How Long" field. Select the green "Add…

That poor, poor cat. Is the therapy helping him/her to live a normal life again?

Tyrese. Duh.

I've had some real *kitten* heads for roommates. The worst was probably a woman who fancied herself a drug dealer but she smoked more than she sold. She was a fat blob who sat on the couch all day and slept on it at night instead of using her room. Literally she hardly left the front room and she just kept the same DVDs…

If I were you I would phone in that she's a terrorist or something on the day she's supposed to cross the border. I'm almost entirely serious.

This is so much the truth. Slap on the *kitten* and say "Wanna make out?" That was my go-to in college. This thread is full of chuckles.