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I know, heavy rugby players are old school these days. It is all about strength and pace. Our scrum-half always has perfectly sculpted hair on the pitch...

haggis, very stereotypical I know but I love it

Perhaps there was so many of them we had to think up a name for them haha. Oh and 134lb lost?? Good effort

I lost weight specifically to fit into the ludicrously skinny rugby tops my team bought. An extremely vain reason I know haha

I should also point out that it is the same as many things. I want to (non literally) stab someone in the head when they use office speak.

Also for the record, I am saying that it isn't a bad thing to gripe every so often. People do get annoyed about people not checking what they write, I am one of them. Although I don't go correcting them because it isn't really that big a deal. That being said I will correct them if it is a job application or something. I…

I think my personal gripe is people who come out with "oh this thread is old" or "this is flogging a dead horse". So what? If you have already seen it, just ignore it. Let newer users talk about things which may be old hat to the older users. I only started using forums relatively recently, so I get involved in all the…

Capitalising a word which isn't a proper noun? It is the book for you. Prepare your spinal column. You must not contravene the APA manual, even though this is Scotland, and therefore their (incorrect) interpretation of English doesn't fly here.

That's it, I am forming an army of people with tippex, or the digital equivalent. We shall rid the world of these grammar fouling... dogs. We shall call ourselves "The League of jetscreaminag" after out founder, who demanded that we humiliate anyone who puts loose instead of lose. I can see it now: Our crest will be a man…

Yes but getting annoyed at people is a fundamental human right. If some dog took a dump on your doorstep would you not get annoyed because some people are ignorant of the fact that it is wrong to do that? I should also say that this thread is only a light hearted gripe forum as opposed to a demand for public executions of…

Oh sorry a scottish word for a chav. If you don't know what a chav is, just imagine the kind of person who robs a house, goes joy-riding and owns a prestige dog.

Who brought that high horse in here?

My mum is an english teacher, so she would become visibly apoplectic at anyone who misuses her beloved English. She definitely becomes a grammar nazi.

well I only tended to get hassle from neds, whose insults mostly revolve around being gay. Also they get jealous of people with a girlfriend. So when I was fat(ter) they would call me "a poof" despite the fact I was the one with the girl. Bizarre...

I'm british, I just seethe quietly rather than correct them.

Because I have a final year thesis thing to hand in in 2 weeks time and I need every second I can get. Apart from time wasting on MFP

someone who can sing

kraft macaroni and cheese is not that good and it smells weird. Stop eating it all the time, you don't do enough exercise to justify bloody lucozade either. Oh and Emma fancies you, absolutely go for it.

Oh I completely understand your frustration (notice - not you're). I get annoyed about them all, loose/lose, its/it's and obviously fewer/less. I should also say that aluminum looks silly to me (aluminium is the way to go) but I can understand that is it a cultural thing.

Would definitely put a ring on that.

a foreign exchange student

i'm feeling lucky haha

Daredevil

i'm scottish remember! they are tartan trousers haha

blast your furnace.

@carly the one on the top row with your three kids is pretty cool

@fit_vixen. definitely the one with the sunnies

score

haha well if you like Ewan McGregor's accent, you will be okay with mine. He came from just up the road