bigphatcat Member

After you are eaten, do you become a fire breathing dragon? Wait.....do I know you?

editied because I'm an idiot....see different response below

Will AC/DC work? or would you like something a little newer? Can I say it doesn't happen often but when it does I love it?

So what are you waiting for? Would you believe very good? Ever wake up in a fantastic mood and not know why?

would you beleive a striptease would work for me?....LOL How are you Daina?

Would you like to switch roles?

Yeah happy birthday....I miss your wise assery in the forums....You poor banned bastige

1. weigh your vomit 2. evaluate the content of the vomit to see what foods i contains 3. on a pecentage basis log on paper the food....i.e....38% hot dogs 44% beans 18% stomach bile 4. count stomach bile as 0 calories and total the rest of the food contained in the vomit 5. Log exercize that will be the exact number of…

Aren't we cheeky?....LOL Will curiosity kill a bigphatcat?

if I get a nap are you up for a double session?....You know for a big burn?

you're not going to join me then?

May I tell you I am very tired from waking up at 3AM? Can I go to bed now?

Didn't you tell me you have a headache in another thread? Why are you so sore? Need a massage?

Exploding heads wasn't it?

Will I hear it in the bushes? How was your weekend Daina?

Isn't every cookie a bad choice that we make?....LOL And I take it that you haven't caught my double meaning yet???? LOL

What DO those bears do with the used toilet paper? *sigh* Do you think that a protein bar will REALLY be a good substitute for a cookie?

Does a bear *kitten* in the woods? Are you offering me a cookie?

Hey Why didn't anyone give me a cookie?

I think I just peed and pooped my pants at the bottom of my squat :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

OMG I'M SO OFFENDED

Nice!....that one works! The only other answer is to ask the guy: "If I asked you yesterday what road to take what would you say?" The honest man would tell you the correct road and the liar who would have lied yesterday would have to lie about that lie.

Isn't multiple more fun? are you doing this at work?

certainly makes being a stalker easier doesn't it? what time is dinner?

can you leave the shades open tonight? Are you having a good day?

Town is not mapped on GPS.....wiseass....lol

Okay, now you know where he lives, but which road do you take?

:drinker: A litlle different, but same principle. In the labyrinth there was two guards to ask. in this there is only one man:drinker:

With your looks do you really think he needs that pill? :wink: :laugh:

an egg?