bigphatcat Member

Diarrhea of the mouth is when someone won't shut up. If one's jaw is moving constantly that HAS to burn calories right?

but it's not Halfway in...LOL :drinker:

Skinny D!ck's Halfway Inn in Alaska

lol @ Bell Biv Devoe

what exactly are you doing?:noway: :laugh:

Hahaha....GENIOUS!!!!!. I was going to wrap her Christmas present this year with Duct Tape or Electrical Tape and wait for her to ask why....LOL

What's even more infuriating is when you have a wife that NEVER puts things back in the same place twice, so when you REALLY need a peice of tape you can't even find the roll of tape to infuriate you in the first place.

I want thi in my news feed

You say this like it's a bad thing

Ahhhhh crap I keep forgetting about Monday weighins

My wife told me about the idea of a push gift, because I had never heard of it before....I am a pretty clueless and at the time I was against it. Then I thought about it. In the end I decided that if it was going to make her feel special at that time then I would get her one. I got her a ruby (birthstone of our son)…

I didn't weigh in on Monday so I will use Fridays weight. I am 6'1 and I am 277. As for goals I just want to loose some body fat. I have been off kilter as of lately and I am using this group as a boot in my *kitten*. Being that I am higher in weight I should be the one to kick some *kitten*....Thanks for inviting me for…

.I am in...I kinda needed a boot in the *kitten*

Could I be a spectator?

Is she into chicks????...lol

Is your boss male or female?

Is that why you don't notice me hanging out in your bushes? And can you leave some leftovers outside for me tonight?

Have you ever heard of a prevert? May I tell you I am a prevert? Perverted thoughs enter my mind before any oher thoughts...hence prevert....Understand?

I am super butthurt, and I find this thread derisive. Consider yourself reported! **Edited to say the me and my SO are super attractive and you all suck!!!

Wha, wha, what? May I apologize for not reading your question all the way through?....LOL

would the tea burn the pi?

what kind of tea? Do you have any Bigelow English Tea Time?

Could it be the best thing in the world times 100?

Will you be wearing them ?

Could you not request number 314?

That the president and congress are finally going to settle this thing?

*walks in* *farts* *leaves*

I farted

anyone find my flashlight yet?

Haha want this title in my news feed