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The part that gets me every time I watch that is: Harry: "It gets worse Lloyd. My parakeet, Petey? He's dead! His head fell off!" Lloyd: "His head fell off!?" Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old." I can't even think about it without cracking up

Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds to elves for pickles because their chickens couldn't have calories because they loved dynamite. The chickens decided to go overseas in a boat called the Titanic. The captain was not smart, he used Pancakes on his poopdeck with syrup.…

Ah...well, then the other poster's luggage idea may be the way to go then. It worked for me...I was about the same age, doing stupid crap...came home one night and my dad had sat the biggest suitcase we had in the entry way...said I had twenty minutes to pack as much as I could before he was calling the cops. Your fiance's…

That's my point...if he doesn't respect you now, when you're living together, and his son is 19...what about when the kid is 29 and still living in your basement, smoking dope and playing the Atari? Will your then husband finally wake up and see you were right and his kid has issues? If that was my 19 year old I'd be…

Maybe your fiance needs to learn a little respect for his woman, too. <shrug>

Oh...and start disciplining your son so he'll lose his attitude and not end up like his stepbrother in a couple of years.

He's 19....he's an adult...throw his *kitten* out.

And it went over your head...hence Peanut.

Even though she's all gross and fat and stuff? I like wimminz to be soft...if I wanted a hardbody beside me, I'd be gay....not that there's anything wrong with that.

That's a rather shallow view. IMO, Christina Hendricks is one of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood now...mostly because she's not an anorexic twig...but, hey...if that's your thing, who am I to judge?

Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds to elves for pickles because their chickens couldn't have calories because they loved dynamite. The chickens decided to go overseas in a boat called the Titanic. The captain was not smart, he used Pancakes on his poopdeck with syrup.…

Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds to elves for pickles because their chickens couldn't have calories because they loved dynamite. The chickens decided to go overseas in a boat called the Titanic. The captain was not smart, he used Pancakes on his poopdeck with syrup.…

Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds to elves for pickles because their chickens couldn't have calories because they loved dynamite. The chickens decided to go overseas in a boat called the Titanic. The captain was not smart, he used Pancakes on his poopdeck with syrup.…

Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds to elves for pickles because their chickens couldn't have calories because they loved dynamite. The chickens decided to go overseas in a boat called the Titanic. The captain was not smart, he used Pancakes on his poopdeck with syrup.…

Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds to elves for pickles because their chickens couldn't have calories because they loved dynamite. The chickens decided to go overseas in a boat called the Titanic. The captain was not smart, he used Pancakes on his poopdeck with syrup.…

Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds to elves for pickles because their chickens couldn't have calories because they loved dynamite. The chickens decided to go overseas in a boat called the Titanic. The captain was not smart, he used Pancakes on his poopdeck with syrup.…

Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They sold seeds

Once there lived a prince and a troll that liked pumpkins that were bumpy. They

Once there lived

Got this one a few months ago. Plan on getting a half sleeve around it, eventually. Probably be my reward to myself when I reach my goal.

I'm going for Danny Devito.

Play guitar mostly, little bit of mandolin...sing, and write songs. Used to be the music minister at a church, and been in a few praise and worship bands over the years.

I worked all weekend. Why is it raining on my off day?

All of the above What's the meaning of it all?

Seriously, for me it's the look and the feel that's a turn off. Boobs shouldn't look like volleyballs with nipples. And the feel is unnatural...now, I'm just going by one experience, and it was over 10 years ago, so maybe technology has changed the way they feel or whatever, I don't know. I'd much rather be with a woman…

If I wanted to play with plastic I'd buy a Barbie doll.

<wolf whistle> How You doin'?

Thanks for the advice. Jeanine, I live in Anniston, AL...if you're not sure where it's at, it's right before you fall off the end of the world. ;)

Hey! I know you!!