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My best job was at The Love Shop, an adult novelty store. I always came home with stories to tell, I met a lot of cool people, and I got to talk about sex all day, lol Oh and I got a discount and free dvd rentals, lmao. Awesome job. I don't work there anymore because it was seasonal, but it was awesome :)

I've only been on MFP for a month, so I dont have a huge frame of reference, but I barely lost during the first few weeks, had my TOM and my weight loss seriously jumped, now its slowing a bit again. Not sure if they have anything to wuth eachother, but there was no other change so it makes sense

I was on a really bad track. I think on a slow day, I was eating over 3,000 cals. I could even eat a full L-XL pizza in one sitting at dinner... I'm happy I stopped before I got over 300lbs. I started MFP at 260lbs, I'm at a good 248 right now, and I'm neeever going back. So. Gross. Edit: Oh wow. In the end I was drinking…

I know I'm joining late but this is a really good idea for me. My goal for June is to lose 4lbs, to get down to 245lbs. I will be using my scale to weigh myself and check in here every Friday morning (since I'm starting late and tomorrow is Friday!). My motivators are my progress so far, my brother in law's wedding in…

:D :laugh: Things are heating up on MFP tonight!

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Space porn? The best of both worlds :)

I'm planning on getting one once I get to my goal weight (probably next year) I wanna get a tree of life on my back, it'll probably be pretty sizeable, lol

Id be more than happy with another man around (lol!), but Im far too jealous to share my husband with another woman. I dont think its any of the government's or our business if its consenting adults... Apparently the abuse rate is higher, but they said the same thing about gay marriage, too.

Oh! And people who leave their shopping carts in the middle of parking spaces because they are too lazy to take it to the cart return. How lazy can you get?

Lol, I'm totally not saying this to be a b!tch, it's my pet peeve, though. People who constantly use lots of punctuation (!!!!!) and improper grammar. It drives me crazy. When people write everything IN ALL CAPITALS drives me insane as well, lol.

I know this isn't completely on topic, but THANK YOU! You've totally motivated me. My husband has been wanting to start Insanity but I was afraid I was "too big" (I'm 250) so I've been kind of dragging my feet and sticking to my other workouts. You're my motivation. We can do this! (PS. Something like Insanity is a program…

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Cal: Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced? Cal's Boss: Amy heard you crying in the bathroom - we all thought it was cancer. Cal: Oh... Cal's Boss: Thank God, man... *laughing* Cal: Yeah, just my relationship...

Harry Burns: With whom did you have this great sex? Sally Albright: I'm not going to tell you that. Harry Burns: Fine, don't tell me. Sally Albright: Shel Gordon. Harry Burns: Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon. Sally Albright: I did too. Harry Burns: No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income…

"Tina you FAT LARD come git some dinner!" "I like your sleeves... They're real big."

Jimmy: I see you got fat. Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.

Omfg I LOVE this topic. OP I applaud you. :drinker:

"How dare you?! SHE'S A NICE LADY!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Haha! I'm DYING!

"I don't have to worry about that... I'm adopted" "WHAT?!" *SLAM* "WHO TOLD YOU?!" Ah, Easy A. Hilarious moment.

Im 20, turning 21 next month :) Feel free to add!

My hubby wear flavoured condoms because after having my daughter, my stomach got really weak and throwing up really kills the mood in my books :P

Haha, I see what you did there.

Its sad but true. Normally I just see people with carts of bad stuff and dont think anything negative about them, it just makes me think about how far Ive come... But when I see their overweight children it really bothers me. There was one time, in a movie theatre, I saw a boy, probably about 12 years old who was EASILY…

Bump? :(

bump :)

Wow!! LOOK at you! You look amazing!!

I`m loving that all of these are positive! I`m feeling a lot better about this so far! :)