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Three dogs, three cats, one horse! I have no intention of having kids, these are my furbabies :) Theyre my whole world!

im 4'8", dumbells, a barbell, and a bench are working just fine! Ask an employee to help, or hire a trainer for a month to show you which machines are safe or adjustable.

The new Need for Speed game.

The only thing thats changed is my family all grew up, got married, and had kids. We see each other much less. I also now have my moms family, dads family, and fiances family on the same day. we still graze until someone declares, "dinners ready!" we still watch football. we still have 50+ tupperware containers to haul…

The only thing thats changed is my family all grew up, got married, and had kids. We see each other much less. I also now have my moms family, dads family, and fiances family on the same day. we still graze until someone declares, "dinners ready!" we still watch football. we still have 50+ tupperware containers to haul…

ill just remember to bring walking shoes. still planning on eating everything. i was low carbing during the hokidays last year and was miserable the whole time. (ask me about how much cheese i ate. ASK ME :( ) My family is so far apart now, we see each other twice a year. ill be damned if im going to spend that time…

Panties. Bikini. Vagina. Oil, soil, boil (awhl, sawhl,bawhl to me; oy-yull, soy-yull, boy-yull to my fiance). Commentator. My fiance says, "Kelsi! the COMMENTATOR said to cover your VAGINA with a BIKINI or PANTIES and be sure you dont BOYULL OYYULL IN THE SOYULL!!!" Wait...why am i marrying him?

Havent worn mine yet, but im getting it altered to above the knee and having it dyed so i have a cocktail dress.

those look reeeeally thin. id have to ruin the health benefire by adding a shmear of nutella. lmao

I eat healthy 90% of the time. I work out 4 hours a day.

not normal. i had a sweet potato, 2 fried eggs, and a roasted onion with a 24oz protein shake. i gained 2.75lbs. duh.

my fiance makes fun of me for being creeped out by this song. it doesnt help that every time i get food, my six pets follow me without blinking....and i hear "every pie you bake....every snack you make....every chocolate cake every bite you take ill be watching you...."

I love my juicer (sharper image baby!) BUT. 1. i like to eat the listed foods. 2. Cleaning my juicer is a pain in the *kitten*. i dont juice often because of this. 3. juicing for nutrition is silly. you miss most of it in the pulp (USE CARROT JUICE PULP IN CARROT CAKE. SO EASY and use appke/pear pulp to make apple sauce.…

nah, bread isnt bad. stick to whole (or sprouted) grain bread, stay in your calories. tah-dah! ;) i eat bread all the time. and im 17% bodyfat right now.

Ooh ooh! The Passionate Vegetarian cookbook has a whole chaptee on burgers. ill message you my fave when i get out of the shower-its SO YUMMY.

I work out while i work out. what the heck kind of workout allows you to multitask? geez.

lmao, DAMN. no WONDER i cant bulk! ice water, DAMN YOU

the books dont even matter in the shows context. lori gets shot in the books WAY after all this. They arent following the books exactly. Hell, Dale would still be alive. Im only wondering why they dug and filled three holes when they only had one body. maybe find the others before you fill the holes? Im wondering where…

id choke to death. i eat waaaaaay too much to compress into 80. id desperately try to cram whole cinnamon buns in my mouth.

my cats feel like yhey have to dig to china to use the litterbox. ITS 8 INCHES DEEP. JUST POOP ALREADY!!! im tired of sweeping 6 miles of litter after you goobers fling it! im the only person who knows how to refill a TP roll here. when everyone else needs fingernail clippers, theres 20. when i need them...there are none.

just keep at it. im up to 253 at a time. play with the width of your hands. narrow, elbiws pinching your ribs (military) start to eat my right elbow up on bad days. wide is easiest, stagger.one arm to the ribs and one in a regular.position. pushup by stepping one arm out. there are different ways to strengthen it. keep…

that question speaks volumes about your insecurities. if i got worked up every time greg looked at another womans pictures, id have a stroke. its harmless. but if it bugs you and he doesnt care, just say, "OH CHANNING TATUM!" next time youre in bed. that shold do the trick.

if her trainer isnt also a nutritionist/sports nutrition counselor, they may not be allowedto give eating advice. if i hire you to give me a meal plan, dont tell me when to deadlift. if i hire you to help me deadlift, dont tell me how many qpples i can eat a week.

if she was coming towards him, fine. when she sat down and got pushed, not fine. ive lashed out in anger towards my fiance and punched him hard in the chest. it was unacceptable, it was wrong, and a apologized when we cooled down. i have a horrible temper, but even when it flares i have a choice of whether or not to get…

im not ever horribly busy, everything i do is scheduled. wake up. walk dogs. fill water/food dishes clean litterbox. laundry dishes breakfast. walk dogs. shower. walk dogs. lunch work out. walk dogs. laundry. dishes. walk dogs. work out. dinner. walk dogs. laundry. litterbox. fill food dishes. bed. yesterday i added…

anyone? please tell me im not the only one giving myself an atomic wedgie!

ive always been the one to call things off. so...joy. now that my fiance and i are nearing the seven year mark...it would likely be hysterics

breakfast. pre workout lunch. post workout. snack. dinner. snack. maybe more if im still hungry....or less.if im not.

i have a wall of half nekkid women whom i aspire to look like. everyone thinks its my fiances. I also have a habit of looking up horrific diseases.

Smashed my finger in between two 45lb plates :(