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i had a litter of kittens that got those. i thought i was medicating a bite wound. my fiance said hes never seen me turn so white after i figured out what it was. the kittens are all fine, they were strays and came through it admirably. im terrified of balloons.

i totally get the critisism of crossfit, but really-any individual who looks at 195# and goes "i dont know....ive never done overhead press with more than 85#...." and then TRIES TO PICK IT UP OVER THEIR HEAD ANYWAY is just asking for it. i know "create your limits" is the whole point, but any smart individual is going to…

ha, im munching a rice cake with peanut butter and swigging coffee with protein powder. is that clean? heck no, but its a helluva lot better than a big bowl of fruit loops or a handful of cookies. i find its a damned if you do damned if you dont kind of thing. eating well isnt good enough for the clean eaters...but they…

i do crossfit WODs at home. i just cant afford $300 for someone to make me do 15 minutes of burpees.

ohhh......my dark acid wash Bongo jeans with red stitching. size 3. ill never wear them again, though. i was 83lbs the last time they buttoned. now im a healthy 119lbs, and must accept that i dont have bird legs anymore.

thats efficient, we're forever losing tools while working on cars. i arrange parts in a pattern so i know where they go....but my fiance puts them near the area he removed them, which screws us both up.

i have tendencies. i check our doors repeatedly, and will drive back to my house to check it, even if im running late. i also do things by 5 counts, except rinsing things (3 times) or brushing my teeth (twice). my fiance though it would be funny if he kept opening our front door after id checked it, causing me to check it…

I kinda get it. "why do i need to stay fit/wear makeup/dress nice? i snagged a man, i dont need to impress anyone" my fiance and i have been together for almost seven years, and i must say i dont feel so pressured to wake up and immediately get showered, dressed nicely, and don makeup- if i didnt enjoy fitness anyway my…

Oh wow... i read the title and was like, "why? wwwhhhhhyyyyy???!!! nobody would want to do that for an hour!" whew.

I was told to replace the strap. the watch will alert you when th the battery dies. Even washing it, customer service said it would be the first thing to go.

I go out without makeup. if im in the mood to ill swipe on some eyeliner. or ill go fll out. just depends on what im doing and how i feel

Ive been saying for years that they need to adjust the calories on a pint of icecream according to a normal serving......the whole pint.

Im all for it as long as the couple is happy :)

thank you! the story i got was my dad wanted kelly, my mom wanted chelsi, so they met halfway!

thats my moms!! Nukebhs83 on here :)

Kelsi! :D

If drinking is a problem, id like to introduce you to my father in law-the mean, delusional,worthless drunk. he relies on his sons to stop whatever theyre doing to keep his drunk sorry *kitten* out of jail, and then tells them to grow a pair and stop being pu***** when they dont. if i ever wanted a drink, seeing him…

Im in SE texas, we're watching it. took down our canopy and moved lawn chairs. hope it doesnt get ugly for anyone. o had two friends bail out of new orleans last night.

High school, my sophomore his freshman year. it was halloween, and i was the gothic mad hatter. he ws one of the 10 rock/grunge guys in the school. i looked at him, in his black and green tripp pants....he looked at me in my top hat and trench coat. i went to eat in the art room. Then i walked past him every day for a…

My mom and i go on dates! my dad used to take me out, but he got remarried and i suddenly quit being the important one. oh well, ive got good memories of it! We always went roller skating :) or to the arcade

back in the day it was taboo for us ladies to wear pants :) id have given the other gentlemen i worked with a heads up that he may be batting for the same team.

Cardio/running 1. skrillex scary kids and nice sprites 2. slipknot 3. static x cannibal 4. lady gaga the remix 5. Primus they cant all be zingers weightlifting 1. Pantera vulgar display or power 2. Soulfly 3. Kittie 4. Mushroomhead 5. Opeth

18% now, would ideally get to 15%

Koala yumyums. Licorice. Palmers caramel filled chocolate christmas candy. Bottlecaps

I keep vanilla protein powder.mixed with water and use it like creamer in my coffee. also, there are sugar free coffee syrups (white chocolate, coconut, almond, blueberry cream, etc) . i get the syrup at specs liquor store, in the mixers section

Calcium+D womens multivitamin glucosamine+chondroitin Fish/flax/borage oil cinnamon BCAA whey protein rippedfuel 5x B12

i refuse to potty if my hubby is in the room. he walks in and poops while im brushing my teeth or in the shower. i tried for 5 years not to fart in front of him.....but he thinks its hilarious to dutch oven me so the past two years (december will be 7 weve been together) ive taken to competing with him. at home, nevrer…

Your, you're. There, their, they're. This shirt was loose when i bought it. time to lose weight. I weighed myself this morning. i did not weighted myself. "read if you never want to eat _______ again" "it's been three days! no weightloss! what am i doing wrong????!!!!" To name a few. Edited to add: my hubbys driving. he…

To everyone with biscuit can fears: find the seam, DONT PEEL THE PAPER, and WHACK the seam on a cabinet edge. it rarely, if ever POPS :) when i peel the paper they never open so my fiance usually walks in on me smacking the bajeesus out of the can to open it :b