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I have safety plugs in my house, doorway fences, doorstoppers,, corner covers, and strap my tv/bookshelves. I must be an uber lazy and bad parent. Please, please teach me how to be a better mom.

Totally. Be my friend. Lol

This mom wants to get back into shape after having 2 kids. The oldest is near 2, the youngest is 4 months. When I'm home alone and want to take my kids on our evening walks, I wear my infant in a sling or bjorn, and my toddler wears her backpack that contains a leash and her sippy cup. My toddler holds my hand while she…

If her waist is 24 inches, then yeah a sz 2 makes sense. She must get tailored jeans $$$. Her bod is slammin.

Word.

I think you're gorgeous, definitely no tummy tuck needed. I like big boobs so if thats what YOU prefer, go for it because it'll make you feel badass when you look in the mirror.

Yuhhhhhsss!!! We live 3o mins from one. Super stoked to piss my pants!

Miso salmon with snow peas and rice. Drooooool.

Get ready guys, we've been invited to go on maury! Things you shouldn't say while checking out at wal-mart.

Can i talk to a doctor instead, you dont know anything. Things you shouldnt say to the IRS auditor.

He looks better with make-up on. Things you shouldn't say to the mob.

Majac i like your invisible headphones. You look like a diva about to belch a high note while holding her ear.

Only when you stop sucking @ss, literally.

Too friggin funny. Old lady cray...lolol I work out at home, so its just The Monster, my lil 2 year old that jumps on me when I do push ups.

Luke, i bet you think you're smooth and sly with that lean.

Lol!! Good one. Nice glamour shot pose.

Low blow. Lolol

Mllange, were you in the movie "the birdcage"?

Lilmisssun, imma eat soup outta your collar bones.

Pittskaa, leave it to cleavage. You changed pic 3x in 10 mins. Lol

Omg, effin funny!

Lololol Does the carpet match the...goatee.

Cliff, nice shirt.

2muchsauce, pay attention to the road, ya egomaniac.

Ejean, ooh the casual polo with serious blazer look...you must be trying to impress the office ladies.

.......and then you found five dollars?

Thanks, i lol'd too. Tell your siamese twin i said hi.

Banstett, ok youre too pretty. I hate u.

Sofa, you look like you smell like the color brown.

Pre-log and include a little indulgence in your diary. That way, you won't over eat and can manage your dinner later. I miss food days now that I'm a SAHM, people make some good home-made food!