Drenched_N_Motivation Member

This ^^^^

I like how people constantly change lanes in rush hour traffic. You aint goin nowhere dumbf*ck.

Please dont delete me from your friends list. :flowerforyou:

I like how you lost 186 lbs

Not that anyone cares about my opinion BUT just because a girl has a tattoo does not make her/it beautiful. Ive seen some beautiful girls with nice tattoos, ive seen some beautiful girls with ugly tattoos. Ive seen some ugly girls with nice tattoos and ive seen some ugly girls with some ugly *kitten* tattoos. And you all…

I like how cars can do 160 mph but there is no speed limit higher than 70 in the united states.

Mine is of a bad *kitten* set of ribs I BBQ'd one day.

You should probably go with me, just sayin'.

Drugs are baaad. Mmmmkaaay.

My 6 year old niece told me about "derp" the other day, I still dont get it though. Maybe she said Derf. I forget.

LOL, thats awesome!

Between my brother and I its about 400 dollars. My daily calorie intake is around 3,500

Get 4 wheel drive.

Santee, what upp!!

I have a feeling that all of the pictures of you are really of someone else. Theres no way someone that looks like you, with a rack like yours would make a post like this unless they were pulling a prank or just bat *kitten* crazy. Most of the girls in here must HATE you after reading this post. Unbelievable.

Well, you do have a great rack for it.

If we didnt have strippers then we probably wouldnt have doctors or lawyers, so thank God for strippers.

Not since my mom caught me. Wait what? Masticating? What the hell is masticating?

Tease.

lmao

Theres nothing guilty about watching Planes Trains & Automobiles. I'll watch that *kitten* in front of ANYBODY!

How long until a blonde takes offense to this joke and complains? I say by post 13.

When I run my nipples chafe.

Rudy Rocky 1-4 Remember the Titans The Pursuit of Happyness

Well, you're a weirdo for thinking that there is a Princess Bride part 2. Maybe you're thinking of the Princess Diaries?

Yes! Forgot about that one. :blushing:

I never realized mine was closed til today, so I opened it for all to see...cuz really, who gives a *kitten*?

Male- Gary Oldman Female- Natalie Portman

A walk to Remember :blushing: Just like Heaven :blushing: Serendipity :blushing: Once :blushing: God, I need a tampon.

23 :drinker: