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I would go for two. An inside and an outside.

And they have wings. Kind of like those feminine hygiene products.

Dont be silly. Her cat isn't stupid. It wears glasses so it must be smart.

I must be hopped up on that ice cream sanswich I ate because I thougght that read "perv reviewed studies"

Yes but do you know Kung Pow

Me too. Except I am female and I don't work out. Except when I do work out that is. But that is never. Except when I am taking acid baths.

Do you think fish resent being called fish? Maybe they would prefer (to quote wikipedia...the fount of all that is true and accurate) "a member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits"

But if you acid-wash your skin off and your fat cells melt away so will your badonkadonk. And if your skin doesnt grow back your tissues might dry up and fall off eventually leaving you as a blend of exposed bones, dried up and/or decaying flesh and shoes. You would also be naked because your clothes wouldnt fit. And…

True. I have never shot tomatoes from my eye sockets.

Bad family. Naughty family. Hahaha. Mine does the same thing. I eat some of the chocs and take some to work to share. I love my family too and wouldnt trade them or change them for anything.

Mochi crunch popcorn, sour cream & onion potato chips

Would it be like that movie, "Devil's Rain"?

At the risk of offending GuitarJerry.... Did you zombify your profile pic?

Personally, dating is the furthest thing from my mind at the moment (and so is banging). But maybe someday I will be able to look at the dating pool and want to jump in. I know it's possible. My friends who are in their 50s have no shortage of dating partners.

Welcome and congrats on getting your dream job.

I am making a thermos of "something wicked this way comes" coffee, downloading some ghost podcasts, and getting myself a doughnut and hoping nobody else is in the office. Unless I get too freaked out by the podcasts. Then I am running over to the other building.

Strange and evil rabbit heads that have no eyes. Sexy.

I think I am going to go in to work half-day on Saturday. Blech.

Do they have to be pics of our own selves or can we send one of Homer Simpson

I grew up eating tofu and can eat it plain or with some ogo or daikon. One way that I like to have it is cooking some onions, chicken, and mushrooms in a wok with some shoyu, ginger, garlic and then when everything is cooked and smelling good, cutting up the tofu and mixing it in. When the tofu is hot, then I pour the…

grrr.......bah. wow my fridge is smaller than I thought.

I am trying to play with my food but he keeps running away

Eggs also make you fart

I thought the thread title was "what do you look like on a bagel" lam glad that i reread it before i posted that picture of me.

If i eat a cake and then confess it on one of the mfp threads will it absolve me of the cals and carbs so they dont count

Plundering pickle Dil 's dilema

Nipples

If I went on an ice cream only diet I would probably lose a few friends (a bit lacose intolerant and ice cream is starting to make me a bit...gassy).

Yes. All three of them. At the same time. In swimming pool filled with jelly doughnuts........... I mean, no. Never, ever.

Leather.