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My broccoli and squash surprise that I am making for dinner tomorrow suddenly is very unappealing. I think I am going to have nachos.

I always knew my future was going to be the crazy lady with no MFP friends and a zillion cats. However I haven't gotten around to adopting any cats and now Mr 1914 is my MFP friend. I have circumvented my future! Yay!

Time to go get my eyes examined. I keep thinking the title says "Santa pants"

We just saw Ted the other day. It was hilarious

That's what my voices say too. But then my other personality denies the friend requests.

However, you do have a HUGE... thumb

Please will you be MY friend Mr 1914?

I wish I had a nacho hat. I would eat it every day. Some days I would put low fat sour cream on it, some days I would not. Some days there would be chicken, other days they would be vegetarian. But always, always, always, there would be cheese. Mmmmm.....cheese.....2% low fat cheese that is.....mmmmmmm

I saw a doll with an evil face, horns, tatty clothing, and elks feet. That was pretty freaky. Tons freakier than clowns, but not as freaky as a godzilla-sized spider with a clown head, claws, and a shrink-wrapped ham.

I wish I could say that I was Queen of the Idle Rich, but alas and alack I am not. I am a computer jockey

That effing suck donkey balls. I heard about that fiasco on the news and from my family in England. Hugs girl. edited to clarify that the response was to the OP, not the above post about the 100,000 condoms.

I'm going to island hop and visit you for your coffee. I have turkey jerky and hopefully jason statham....

Has anybody asked yet if people count? If they do then I would bring Jason Statham please. If they don't then I would like greek yogurt, fiber one cereal, and some sort of meat.. Maybe turkey jerky or chicken

Bwaahahahaha...... Word of advice... use eye protection, shin guards, and carry gift cards to Godiva Chocolates, Ben & Jerry's ,good coffee, and thick cut potatoe chips. We don't just go for the twig and berries these days. Women like me are easily distracted and bribed into good behaviour.

An old friend told some guy the way to tune his guitar was to rub butter on the strings. The guy was really upset when it didn't work.

I hear you. My contact slipped off my eyeball the other day. It took me almost twenty minutes to get it back to it's rightful position. I have a love/hate relationship with them. I love wearing them because my long distance vision is better, but I have to wear reading glasses for computer and close-up work.

The sure fire way is to get somebody else to chop them Failing that, maybe a food chopper or mini mincer.

Dancing? Awwww man. You got my hopes up. Now I have to go back to tending my zucchini fritters.

Sounds interesting. Maybe I will try a half-batch. I wonder how they would taste with pumpkin puree in lieu of the beans....

Am I the only person who hears ACDC singing in the background,,, Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure, They're the balls that I like best. And my balls are always bouncing, To the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

Congrats on getting through the dentist! Yay! No trumpets for me today though. Not yet anyways. Maybe later on.

The upside to not checking your pockets before doing the laundry is that sometimes you will find $20 in the washer. The downside is that sometimes you will find your cell phone. On a happier note...BACON

It is even better if you randomly just shout out "i am wearing no underpants and my balls are chilly and fresh."

I mean coffee. Blasted kindle

That is kind of like "liking " your own post on faceboob. Bold. Spicy. Somewhat arrogant. That is how i like my coffjee.

Whenever i go to the p-units house or to the doctors office. Clothes on.

But does it swallow?

I wish i had a doughnut and a nonfat latte.

I know. I do apologise. I think I need help. But it did seem like a good idea at ths time. <Hangs head in shame>

Mmmmmmmmmmm onion rings.........