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Said the straight white male.

How many women have you actually heard say that her ideal man "speaks only in poetry," versus the number of men on here who want their women to be seen and not heard? And wowe wanting a man who actually acts like a grown-*kitten* adult what STUNNINGLY HIGH expectations!!! THose damn wommenz and their NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah yes, a true """""""""""'gentleman"""""""""" appears. Please die alone.

I'm not sure if I want to light this whole thread on fire or just become a lesbian for good measure.

Drink for every slut shaming, victim blaming piece of trash in this thread. Seriously, if you're gonna go and blame a woman for a man's disgusting behavior, you need to go sit in a corner and rethink your life. And if you're a man who advocates the sad opinion that women need to dress themselves in turtlenecks and hide…

Maybe add a cup size and a couple inches of booty while keeping my stomach the same size, but that's unrealistic as all hell. I like my body now but I'll like it a lot better when it's stronger. (◑‿◐)

My skin gets really dry and gross when I eat low-fat. Bring on the peanut bubber.

There should be a law banning the mention of Diablo III. It never happened.

In middle school I had a nice little routine going for months. Wake up at 4, play WoW for two hours, trade off with my dad, squeeze in any homework from the night before over some sugary microwaved whatever,, school, come home and play another six hours, contemplate a shower, disregard, play until midnight, collapse,…

Unless you have some sort of sensitivity or allergy where a bite of toast makes you blow up like a parade balloon, I still say everything in moderation. Personally I'm easing my way into Paleo so the processed loaf of whole wheat in my fridge is off limits, but I know slipping and putting a PB&J in my lunch when I'm broke…

Spend the money you could be spending on cream and sweetener on good coffee. Flavored coffees or the ones you can grind and bag yourself always seem to do it for me. Sprouts has some really good ones, Dunkin Donuts coffee is actually very nice, and even Target has some (get the peppermint!!!). But if you're just not really…

You look 100% better when I can't see you.

Foxy grandma. A song for you, dear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI

That creepy anorexic slut who cries a lot in math class and probably still shops at Hot Topic.

Recently I've had to switch to low-intensity cardio because of an injury, so I take my laptop down to the gym, get on the stationary bike put on X-Files and before I know it it's been an hour.

Follow one of the dudes during the dragon attack and there'll be a body to loot once they untie you. Put on dead guy's clothes and swing dead guy's little axe to victory.

Sounds like a search you should be doing on Fetlife.

I busted my ankle the day after I bought Zombies, Run! so I haven't played it much. Too high intensity. From what I played of it, it's well worth the money. :smokin:

I always got an iffy feeling about him. The only time I ever watched was when he interviewed that dude from PrettyThin. Good to know he's as much of a sham as I'd imagined.

I do at least 200 squats a day and Pop Pilates' Bikini Booty Thong Workout every other day. My flat *kitten* has expanded an inch or two outward in the past couple months. :smokin:

Good question. Does it start with feeling too fat (105lb, 5"2) for my high school boyfriend and falling *kitten*-first into an eating disorder? Or does it start five years later, when I look in the mirror, wipe the ice cream vomit crust off my cheek and realize I'm killing myself? Five years of malnutrition and…

Personally, smoking weed has helped me cut back on smoking cigarettes? I mean, same function, really, only one turns your lungs to licorice jellybeans and gives you cancer, the other makes you want to watch cartoons and eat Chinese food. But yeah. I've known plenty of athletes personally who have smoked regularly and still…

Has anyone ever read Will Self's Dorian? It's a modern (1980's) adaption of Dorian Grey where the characters are as gay as the subtext made them out to be. Another I read in middle school when I first started questioning was Empress of the World by Sara Ryan, which apparently became a series since I last read it??? Seven…

aoh my god, thank you for bringing up Valencia! It was one of the first LGBT+ lit I ever read and I've been trying to remember the author's name for ages! ;3;

I think everyone goes through this at some point or another, even people who aren't particularly fat. When I first started running I was terrified of anyone looking through the gym windows and seeing how awful I was. I'd even put the weights at higher settings before I left in case some psychic sauntered in and saw that a…

Hahahahaa, I can't afford a real one and use my apartments' gym instead, and every time I make an attempt to go every machine is occupied. Bless em for being in there tho. I'm content with working in the house until February. :smokin:

I like how everyone fawns over the abuser but hates on the victim. Rather telling.

I'm worried about you.

My inner goddess sez it's time for me to find someone who practices consent!