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I Can't Believe I'm Not Shrinking™

I saw a commercial for IAMS dog food on television the other night, and one of their first selling points was that they don't add gluten. I was like, jackpot! Then they said something about "100% animal protein." And that made me wonder... which animals?

Psh, mix 'em up! Vodka has a neutral flavor.

Oh! Another one. I'm 32 and have never been west of San Angelo, Texas. I've been to Canada (Ontario & Quebec) once, on a choir tour in college, but that's the only time I've been out of the US.

Nah, but you might want to try setting your activity level to "lightly active" to reflect that.

I'm 32 and I've never thrown up from being drunk. Hangovers? Hell yeah. Think I might have blacked out once. But I've never barfed from alcohol. On the shrimp topic, I never tried lobster or calamari until I was 30, and no scallops until I was 25. Turns out I like them all, but I can't do the calamari anymore because of…

Me either!! Well, I think I could (I could do a couple basic strokes while under water in the 4' area when I was a kid and my mom's house had a pool), but I'm terrified of both deep water and the sensation of floating. Control freak, what what!

I guess I don't know what classifies someone as "ugly" when talking about celebs... busted nose? Big pores?

Maybe chia that's been soaked for a couple minutes? I second the mashed potato flake idea, too, and throw in some grated parmesan. As averse to this concept as I was when I first read the subject line, these do sound like they could be pretty darn good.

Try the boxed kind next time. More bang for your buck, no shredded feet if you should drop it in a drunken haze, and I heard on the internets that the cardboard absorbs some of the calories from the wine. Ask your doctor if Franzia™ is right for you!

Just break up! And never, ever, ever get back together. *hides*

Depending on how fast the trichinosis gets to business, it's possible.

Juice 10 oz. of raw pork with a nice wheaty beer. That'll clean ya right out.

I'm not usually gleefully rude, but I cuss a lot, and I'm good at forgetting to talk to people (which some perceive as rude). So I'm probably not what you're looking for, but good luck! :flowerforyou:

You're on my list, bbgurl. :heart:

Gonna go home and make some for lunch. Nom. One of our students has a bunch of backyard chickens and sells eggs for $3 a carton. He's bringing me a new dozen tomorrow, so it's time to eat 'em up! Ironically, my dad is pretty severely allergic to eggs (they're okay in small doses if included in a recipe, but he starts to…

Oh, you mean my parents' chiropractor? That's not his name, though.

Yes.

My grandpa took those for arthritis. I don't know if they actually helped him, but he did fart a lot.

It will blend.

Pam gets the most, weirdly enough.

I'm morbidly curious to see what this looked like post-baking.

OMG, Wedgies! We had a Paul Revere's in my college town. Pretty sure at least 15 of the pounds I gained in college consisted solely of their garlic butter breadsticks. There's a taco joint/bar in the town I'm in now that prides itself as the Home of the Pink Taco. (Shrimp, of course.) They also have fish tacos that are…

Try this one. Bother that it's parked in some lawn salad, though.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this sounds like the exact opposite of "anal retentive."

I don't believe we have met, but I love you.

Or as my grandma and I used to say... whatever's left of the stuffing.

The only times I've ever truly dreaded it were when I was doing Weight Watchers, and when I was not getting along with various factions of my family. Thankfully, I've gotten over both. :flowerforyou: