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SOLDIER'S EYES BY JACK SAVORETTI

I LOVE HALLOWEEN!!:devil:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :drinker:

Light green.

How do you make a kleenex dance? Blow a little boogie in it. LOL

Poor Pooh! :embarassed: Take some Pepto-Bismal & it will be all better. :flowerforyou:

Nope in the south we call that penicillin.

It's good on rye bread with butter & some spicy mustard. It's really not made from munsters. :bigsmile:

If you know any single ones I could use one. :love:

This is the truth! Give them a deadline ( this includes your husband) & options. You locate them a place to rent but be advised if you try to throw them out they have rights & you have to give them a 30 day eviction notice & make it legal. Basically you have to be the bad guy. Sucks for you.

The duplex I live in has a ghost cat...seriously. One nite on the verge of falling asleep I felt something pulling the covers trying to climb up on the bed. Needless to say I freaked out jumped out of bed & turned on the light....nothing there. The next time I just laid in the bed & could feel little paws stepping on the…

Tenor Sax ! ! ! ! :bigsmile:

True That! :explode:

My Birthday is October 4th, my Mom's is the 2nd & my parents 56th wedding aniversery is the 11th. :heart: But I'm looking forward to HALLOWEEN :devil: the most! My favorite holiday....free candy....dress up to be anything you want to be & not required to spend it with the relatives! Wooo Hooo!!!!:bigsmile:

First thing on me to go is my boobs. Last place I lose the weight is my face. Sigh

I like Mason, Max, Ian & Lucian.

SINGLE! but as you can he must love dogs or at least mine. :flowerforyou:

Are you kidding me? THIS IS AWESOME!!!! MORE BACON FOR YOU!!! YUMMY!

Can't drink cow's milk, love goat's milk but Almond is cheaper and is almost as good.

What color are they? :blushing:

You know what they say, If you can't say anything nice about someone come sit by me.....Steel Magnolias

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I LOVE IT!!!

Cut out a large letter P & taped it to my shirt, then took black face paint & blacked out my eye so I was a ..... Black-eyed Pea :laugh:

Love..reign o'vr me....by The Who

The silly joke time topic....too funny.

why is it when I gotta pee at work the cleaning lady has it blocked off?:huh:

As long as somebody ordered & the waitress got a good tip, who cares.

I wanna be rich & happily married.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's too good!

Why don't southern belles attend orgies? Too many Thank You notes....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: