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A lamp A genie. Does that count?
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I twirl my knife & fork just before I start a meal. Never realized it until my ex-GF pointed it out and asked `Are you a drummer?`
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Bob Seger - Against the wind
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Jumpin Jack Flash
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What do you call a woman who throws all her bills on the fire?
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October 31st. Anyone else born on Haloween?
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It could have just been solved as easily with a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock :wink:
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^^ This. Word for word.
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It was rude of him to say that. If it's a private conversation, then it's none of his business whether you're speaking English, Spanish, or even Klingon. You should have replied to him with 'En su bicicleta' in your best fake English accent ;)
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My fun / weekend car is a manual, daily driver is auto. I much, much prefer a manual over auto. Even in stop-go rush hour traffic I'd still take manual over auto. My daily driver has a sequential select shift for the gears, but it's not close to the same as driving a manual. ...And I agree with the poster above who said…
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I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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I needed to replace my 2001 Ford Focus. It was a toss-up between a new Focus, Dodge Dart, or Mazda 3. Ended up with this...
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Wanker's Corner (Oregon, Wilsonville) Bell End - Not a town, but a street in Rowley Regis, England.
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I think it depends a lot on your circumstances when you move out too, but there's definitely a `best before` date where you either wear out your welcome or it becomes awkward. I moved out at 22 after I left uni and landed my first job. I wanted to be sure I was financially stable before I moved out too, and was glad to be…
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James Bond's DB5 Number 6's Lotus 7 from The Prisoner
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Red Dwarf Seinfeld Cheers Peep Show Big Bang Theory
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A small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
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Scorpio
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Do you waaaant to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy!
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Siouxsie and the Banshees - Dear Prudence Saint Etienne - Only love can break you heart Gary Jules - Mad World Thin Lizzy - Whiskey in the jar Stranglers - 96 Tears Linda Ronstadt - Different Drum No Doubt - It's my life Sex Pistols - Substitute Vic Reeves and the Wonderstuff - Dizzy Bob Seger - You never can tell (C'est…
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Goldfinger
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White Stripes - Fell in love with a girl
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I t comes down to you either date the clown, or punch the clown.
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I saw the thread title, then immediately thought Waffles...
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Me, I prefer...well, this guy says it all: ...and I cannot lie.
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Are they African or European?
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Everett here
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Guitar intro of Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes.
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Up the Junction
