R_Calvillo Member

I think the last compliment I got was someone telling me "Wow, it's amazing how you can sleep for hours alone with that baby crying." At least I think that was a compliment.

Good luck on your journey.

You're stronger than me.

Not in a long time.

I use this when I want to know what I'm drinking. http://getdrunknotfat.com/ Posted to soon. Didn't see that you already know about that site.

The answer is 42.

Steal his hat.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!???

I always think of these when I deal with idiots. And I have to deal with them daily. Hopefully they can help you as well. "The Paradoxical Commandments" People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are…

It burns when I pee

I would add anybody until they gave me a reason to delete them. So yeah, I would.

People that don't know what a yield sign means.

This goes for me too.

I was 220 lbs on 01/01/2014 this morning 02/28/2014 I weigh 207 lbs. I've worked out 3 times in that time. So I would say there's something to it.

Ever notice how every time it's raining there are umbrella's out? Connect the dots people, umbrella's cause rain.

Bumpity bump bump.

False, otherwise you wouldn't be able to see me. TNP chews their toe nails.

I don't know how to resize the pic. It's bigger on my profile page. Anyway, nice eyes and lips.

Legs.

Spank

Taco Bell Fresco burrito supreme. Chicken or steak are both under 400 calories, they're in the 350 range. Burger King has a veggie burger that's around 310 calories that's pretty good also.

I give up being a catholic for lent.

Can you have gulten free breads or are those out of the question too?

Ha! Likewise I'm sure.

Those big beautiful lips.

eyes

Rape, murder, arson and rape. He likes rape.

Beer. It's cheaper than therapy.

My name.

When I got to work, the first email I got was that my supervisor wanted to talk to me about my TPS reports.