actingnurse1 Member

All I want for my birthday is a big bootie.. whoah.... better not say that in here.

Pam Anderson meets Fairuza Balk

@juyeda16 - well, you're obviously already a model... so new profession? Pre-K teacher.

@ryall70 - eyes and smile.. mmmmmm

DTF?

There's this magical cure called an asswhoopin. My little girl snatched away from me one time.. busted her two good licks and you better believe she never did it again.

HOt

Thank you everyone :)

Reporting for booty.. er.. duty.

I like Jayjay. Just sayin.

THen they should enlighten me ;)

Ooh! Oooh! Can I join the club? I wanna be someone's sexy MFP guy ;)

Cancer's a pretty twisted idea... Just keep in mind I only have 15 pages/minutes to tell the story in from open to close. Need twisted but still have funny :)

LOL My thoughts exactly.

Hmm.. ok I was thinking more of natural occurrences that you don't intentionally see happening... like you make a wish.. it's granted sorta but backfires on you. Not like sabotage/pranks done intentionally.

LOL - if the idea's good enough we could probably work something out. If your idea is used you'll definitely get a special thanks and IMDB credit :)

LOL damn I left the thread. Didn't check back for a while - didn't realize answers were being posted here. Still open to answer and ask lol

You pm with a number and your question. I repost just the number and the answer.

I've got my crush on here... but yet to have anyone reveal to me that I'm theirs lol.... Taking applications ladies.

Don't wanna be like tossin a hotdog down a hallway and hoping you hit a wall?

Which goes both ways.

Looks like a lot of guys have weighed in lol. Here's my take. I'm not going to pretend to be super macho and like I'm fearless. Sometimes it can be quite intimidating to approach a woman. The hotter they are usually the harder it becomes - it's that fear of rejection kicking in. You just have to push past it and man up. If…

I think they're cute :)

That everyone? Lol

@jenrosa hell yes.

Can you transfer to my hospital?

In all seriousness - it'd be nice to actually have a woman approach me for a change :)

Lol you're awesome.

Not for 12 hours straight. no.

@ you ladies saying you're insecure from lack of male attention. Maybe you're looks intimidate guys? :) I mean that in a good way.