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For passing out random items to people and telling them they are free samples

Your body already detoxes itself, cleanses aren't necessary.

Hey hey hey! That's how I lost all of my weight and I'm doing just fine! What's wrong with a little help? We all need help now and then.

For reaching into people's carts and picking out the junk food while saying 'you DEFINITELY are too fat to be eating this!'

My cholesterol is 127 and I eat eggs like they're going out of style. I lurve eggs!

Cooked bacon while sun burnt Cut your own hair at the age of 5

Your mom goes to college

Eye shadow and some cute slippers that called out to you

My gut would be gone if spot reducing worked. I hate my gut.

It's Din Din

Nice job :)

Cats Fluffy socks Kung Fu Girl wine Going out for coffee until 3 am

Why focus on limitations? We all know we have them in some capacity but I'd say that anyone who is here losing weight is telling themselves they can when they or anyone else thinks they can't. I get that this is a joke thread I still felt it needed to be said

Like alot of people on here, I don't think theyre a good idea. Some of them aren't harmful exactly, just have caffeine as the stimulant, but they are unnecessary. But some of them can be dangerous and are a total waste of money. If you have no energy why not try to remedy that before medicating with diet pills. It could be…

I once gained 5 lbs from a cookie, true story.

My cat will love the dried pepperoni ;) Next person gets used perfume samples

Aw will go perfectly with my rubber band ball :) Person below gets a paper weight with a motivational quote and green felt on it.

it's yucky stuff

Life's a garden, dig it -Joe Dirt

LOL at the title but in all seriousness, if you stick with things that aren't fried, breaded, or sauced you can do pretty good. Grilled is a good option usually, and in some italian restaurants you can actually get whole wheat pasta now, just have to ask. Sure it's more work but we're worth it right? :flowerforyou:

@Nicki and @FallenAngel The cat is definitely coming with. I approve of the makeup and dressing up the kitten!! :happy:

That's quite deaf I'd say. I have shot a 30-06 and that sucker is LOUD!

@Kylie She looks friendly, I would invite her in for coffee and we could talk about shoes, or fitness or cats depending on how it went.

I bench, I do regular and close grip bench. I can do 8 reps of 115 without one, but after that I will ask for a spotter. Can't get stronger unless you push yourself. Any other questions?

I used to do the smith machine and I think I didn't do squats because I was a bit lazy and I was scared. I squat now though :)

OP if you have been on the forums at all how could you not know this would start something? I don't do boobie friday, but if people want to ya can't stop them. I bet if you go to the beach you see about the same as you do here.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: telescumbag!!! hahaha

maybe it needs to be 12:21 pm on 12/21

Actually that one is quite effective too....

Oh Snap! turn the tables on them!!! haha. I'm totally trying this one next time.