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If you want to be happy you'll eat the bacon. I had some last night and this morning

Eating Chinese food is racist. We should all stick to our own race's cuisine and not mix them.

If you lose fat and retain muscle you will get leaner. Start lifting and do some cardio and incorporate this into a plan where you are eating real food and you can get lean.

Hmmm, that might be tough. I briefly used that book, but from what I remember there are back exercises (like seated rows) and whatnot that you are supposed to go up in weight each week or so and with a limited amount of weights available to you that could prove difficult. Still with that being said I don't think it's a bad…

Train back

We were all thinking it...

....that's what she said

It's delicious murder

I would take that chicken dancing with me. I feel like it's got better moves than I do lol

Double FTW!

But your spirit would live on. Perhaps the universe would balance it out so the person that ate you would continue to do your bidding.

Except it's tasty, tasty flesh. It's not always an all or nothing type of deal.

If you believe the cauliflower has a good personality yes, but that's still questionable.

I never wear my rings. If wearing a ring is what makes you married then whatevs. My husband doesn't necessarily love it, but I go to the gym so much and lift that I would destroy my rings given then opportunity. If you aren't a cheater then not wearing a ring isn't gonna change that.

Cheerios

. Ermahgerd!!! Bacon wrap!!! What's in this concoction??

Rawr!! Or tan Sue me I used 2 words ;)

That can be arranged. I guess then I'd ask the same if you were stalking me. Haha. Oh and you have to make the post workout shakes. Then you can stalk me.

I don't know. I eat when I'm bored and happy and sad too. I still enjoy food probably more than a lot of people I know but it helps if I remember that it's fuel essentially and don't always look at it as an event or occasion and relegate it to that purpose of sustaining me and focusing on that primarily.

I'd be wondering why the hell this guy didn't have a day job. The I would demand bacon if he wanted to continue his stalkings

Sometimes at a loss for words but always smiling

You're a night owl and we could chat :)

Picks then eats their boogers

Go shopping and then go party and then out for breakfast!

Stickers provide much needed ruffage. I think if you chew 25 times the calories burned chewing will cancel out any calories that the sticker contained. Unless of course it was one of those stickers with a lot of ink on it. I know for a fact that ink is high in calories

Is proud of her accomplishments with regard to weight loss. I would also say this person has a nose for fashion without being too girly or too over the top.

Hmm, well weird habits......When I'm eating something especially delicious I usually start humming to myself or dancing in my chair....true story. That and I talk to my cats alot.

I want bacon and then you can stalk me!

Oh my gawd, this thread came back and I looked at it while I'm hungry. I can taste the cookies now. I'm like a damn addict!

I'd expect some sort of pun or other joke everyday to brighten it and then he could stalk me yes