stagknight Member

No problem, request on the way.

A snake or scorpion.

Tea, Earl Gray, Hot!

It was a young scottish singer on a UK talent show, she was called Lena Zavaroni.

Bet you felt a right tit!

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Get some brochures from funeral directors and next time he sits down to play modern warfare drop them in his lap and ask him to pick the casket ect, he wants, then when he asks what you mean, tell him you don't want the stress of planning his funeral so if he could plan what he wants as soon as possible you would be…

Welcome to MFP, any one is free to add me.

Tell him you are leaving him, explain you were losing weight for you, because you wanted to feel healthy and good about yourself. Make it clear the reason you are going is because of his insulting and degrading behaviour, no one should be treated the way he has treated you and you are not going to take it. Then when you…

Don't think she is fat, face like the back of a bus but not fat.

Just go for blasting them with a shot gun, then nip out and put an unregistered revolver in their hand, they tried to rob you. Job done. :laugh:

False imprisonment, and child endangerment charges and as it activates after they are in, possible charge of entrapment.

Well now I see your photo all I can say is, it's your ex B/F's loss, the only loss you will have is the weight. :happy:

MFP friends are good for motivation and support, but not just support in weight loss, support in everything. Will send a friend request to you.

Went into the local corner shop and the owner said, "Hey what happened to the double chin?"

If you google the photobucket link you can see all the topics on many sites it has been used for.

This person is a fake, this photo has been used for topics like, am I to big to ride a donkey, are my boobs too big, is my sister ugly. It is all over the net.

It works, trust me, I hate the thought of a "Diet" but just by paying attention to what I eat my weight is dropping. Add some friends for support it helps.

Non scale victory.

Don't try to lose weight, there is no try. You lose weight or you don't lose weight. If you try to lose weight you don't have your heart in in it. You have to want to lose weight. So don't try. DO IT!

Born in Benwell living in Wallsend. Add me anyone who wants.

I'm from Tyneside, feel free to add me anyone.

Slightly under your calories per day is fine. The end of the day log out when you close out your diary will tell you if you are too much under.

Never been married, never had kids, have had no relationships of any kind for 16 years. More single than single was meant to be.

A girl that says "Don't tell me what to do!" when I advise her not to do something. Then rings me up for help because she got in some sort of trouble doing what I told her she shouldn't do in the first place. I don't bother any more, too many times it has happened. Single is how I will have to stay.

Do not let yourself be the fall back mattress. The I love you was him positioning you for a soft landing if he makes a play for other women and gets knocked back. If you want it bluntly, don't be the weekend garage for him to park his penis in. Sounds too much like he wants to make sure he has rented a new garage before he…

Had a pager at 28, and my first mobile at 32, I am now 47.

My view until recently was that cellphones were for adults, over 18s only. But the streets are a dangerous place these days and it was hard to find a non vandalised phone box when there was one on each corner, now they are a rare site anywhere it is harder. I don't however think that a child should have an internet phone…

I don't have a cooker, it broke and I can't currently afford a new one, (I have to move house and need to save a deposit), so my microwave combi oven is all I have. I have no problem with Nukeing my food and will keep doing so happily.

Every step I take, every exercise I do hurts, by body is so damaged now, but less weight means less stress on the damaged bits, in your case and mine our knees mainly. Don't give up.