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Only ever could I never say never lest I evermore pay the price!
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Verily, verily, I say unto thee, homework is but a tool of the running-dog lackeys of the oppressive system whose regime must be -resisted with all our might and main (whatever that is?).
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Nobody expected you to be in today, Miss - what with the snow and all.
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Having been 40 and behaving between 3 and 18, I'd say don't bother growing up. The only advantage is the free prescriptions.
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Mutton isn't so sweet
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Returning to UK and Virgin broadband tomorrow!
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You will need one!
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Some overweight, topless women.
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I once took Herbalife - took 3 years for my digestion to get back to solid food without Bisodol and in the end I was physically sick at the smell of the so-called vegetable soup - AVOID, plague-wise (in my opinion). A balanced diet with careful intake will do all you require. There is NO magic pill, packet nor potion.
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Cleopatra
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overweight topless women
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Nothing like a British pork sausage here though. It SAYS pork and lamb on the label, so no horse, then.
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I feel for you. SIX MONTHS was tedious - but not as bad as the 3 weeks daily Heparin injections - but it is the INR that is the magic number within my clinical experience. Best wishes.
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bulges
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Living in France would be disasterous for my diet - all this scrummy French bread!
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Muffin the Mule
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Zulu
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Christopher Columbus discovering America
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Igloos have built in convenience? Did you hear about the toilet attendant who asked for time off and was told he could take his holiday at his own convenience?
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Confusion comes with age - or something?
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Younger people need fewer X-Rays
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mandarin
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Yoghurt cools the fiercest Vindaloo - the yurt is what you can live in. Do not mix these up.
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Narcoleptics of the world uniZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZzzz
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gnats
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koalas aren't bears despite all their koalifying features
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badger
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I listened to Radio 5 because I had a rehearsal and concert too far from home to get to a televison so I didn't get to see the game until yesterday. The radio commentary made it sound a much more one-sided game than watching it displayed. My goodness, it was tough. The ref was penalising both teams for tough but fair…
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Every drop of rain is one flake less for the snowman
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"Kill me. Yes, he'll be here in two minutes. Unless, of course, we're in the possible future where he made all the lights and got here early and is just about to discharge a weapon from the doorway. In which case, we're all dead in two seconds."
