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If you're outside a public bathroom (as in at a Sounder train station) and the door is locked, perhaps that means someone is using it. Don't stand out there and keep trying the door handle and knocking on the door!

Maybe I'm mistaken but I thought pumps had short heels. Ok, apparently I am mistaken. I googled it. Learn something new every day!

Not everybody who gets pregnant unexpectedly does so because they're too lazy to prevent it. I was very conscientious about using birth control when I got pregnant with my daughter. I'll admit not so much with my son but in both cases I accepted responsibility for my actions and raised my kids to the best of my ability.…

I agree with you. I was 20 and single when I had my daughter and I believe she (in a sense) saved me from a self-destructive life. There were certain things that I would not do because I had her that, who knows, I very likely may have done if it had just been me to take care of and support.

Im a single parent and I have two kids and neither of them were planned but I don't believe in abortion and couldn't bear to give them up for adoption. I have been on public assistance but it was after I had my kids. I didn't get pregnant with either of my kids while I was on assistance. I haven't been on assistance for…

I call WalMart "Wally World".

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It should be called "minutes rice". :laugh:

It would probably be pizza. Although my son makes homemade pizza from scratch which is probably a whole lot healthier. And good too. :smile:

My son better watch out! :laugh:

Obama Zombies by Jason Mattera.

Yes, you're very strange. Just kidding. I'm afraid of thunderstorms but I miss them. We do get thunder here in WA State sometimes but it's nothing like back in the midwest. I actually miss the tornado season too. I may live in Washington now but my :heart: is still in Missouri.

Betty jumps into the lions den with her chair and whip, subdues the lion and Cant, grabs the WIN and is swept away by Tarzan holding her safely in his arms.

A heartbroken Betty jumps out of the car and grabs the WIN back before Cant can catch it and then runs off to join the circus.

EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

I'd never heard of Nutella until I started on MFP. I finally bought a jar of it a year or two ago and it was so delicious! I don't buy it anymore because I'm unable to ration it. :bigsmile: Now I want some though. :sad:

HA, little does Debi know she grabbed the fake WIN that Betty was holding. Betty had the real WIN in her back pocket. After getting knocked off the motorcycle, Betty hops into the sports car being driven by Fabio going in the opposite direction.

As the parachute gently lands on top of Cant, Betty grabs the WIN and hops on the motorcycle that's waiting nearby and goes roaring down the road.

I agree with the top one. Very pretty.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: While Cant is caught up in her trashy romance novel, Betty hijacks the WIN and a plane and flies off into the wild blue yonder.

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Cant mowed down all the beautiful daisies! Betty throws a rock at the lawn mower and jams it. While Cant is trying to fix the mower, Betty grabs the WIN and hightails it outta Dodge.

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AHH HAHAHAHAH!!! I've got to put this on my Facebook page. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Awwww! How adorable! My son's cat thinks she's supposed to eat everything we eat. She's a little begger! We normally don't feed her our food but sometimes I will. She loves chicken and she also loves biscuits. :laugh: :laugh: I have a feeling there's not too much she wouldn't turn down, but she's already overweight and I…

Betty pops up from where she was hiding in a bunch of daisies and grabs the WIN from Cant then runs and hides again.

There's plenty I'm sure but the first one that comes to mind is HOMINY. :sick: I can't even stand the smell of that stuff. I went back to read the rest of the posts and I'm really surprised by the number of posters that don't like liver. I love liver. YUM!

I had a mean mom when I was growing up! As long as I lived in her house I obeyed her rules. And all of the things mentioned by the OP that the girl is getting away with would never, ever be allowed by my mom even in this day and age. And my kids are grown up but you better believe if they lived in my home (actually my 25…

Like I was told on the other thread, keep it on the subject of the thread. :flowerforyou:

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^ I I Yeah, me too. Thank you Mike for this great site. :flowerforyou: