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  • Ooh I have one! It was on this past Valentine's Day. I had been on two previous dates with this guy and suspected he was a cheapskate. Every time we'd dined out we'd gone Dutch. I was teaching a weekly cooking class at the time, and usually had to buy ingredients out of pocket for each class. That particular week my…
  • Why thank you!!! I prefer the stiff-legged deadlift because my hamstrings are pretty flexible (I can touch my forehead to my shins). I can feel those in my hamstrings more than the standard deadlift. I really like the compound movements mostly for efficiency's sake. I usually only have time to go to the gym between jobs so…
  • My very first celebrity crush was Christopher Reeve. I was like 6 and the Superman movies were very popular. I especially love the Clark Kent one with the glasses. *swoon* :love:
  • Ugh! YES! Exactly that. Thunder thighs, and thunder upper arms. If it weren't for those two trouble zones I'd look a lot leaner :grumble:
  • LOL I think I like your dream version better!
  • Powdered milk. Just the powder though. I actually still like that but haven't eaten it in years. I also used to like raw spaghetti and raw rice as a kid.
  • I sleep with the radio on because I like it when I dream I'm singing whatever song happens to be on and learn the lyrics faster that way.
  • :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh my God! I scared my roommates because I literally cackled hysterically throughout the whole thing!
  • In pajamas :blushing:
  • 1.) "Who's your daddy?" (My response to a pre-K student informing me her father was picking her up early.) 2.) Shooting craps 3.) Beat thoroughly until you get a thick, white cream (instructions for egg whites in order to make meringue) 4.) Die Hard *giggle* 5.) "Drill into the stud" (Instructions for wall-mounted…
  • Workout (For Wednesday, November 7): Exercise - Sets - Reps - Weight (lbs) Squat: 3 - 8 - 135 Stiff-legged deadlifts: 3 - 8- 115 Decline leg press: 3 - 8 - 180 Bench Press: 3 - 8 - 65 Pull-ups: 6 - 3 (yes!) - Bodyweight Self-spotted chin-ups on the smith machine: 3 - 6 - Bodyweight (or about 95% of it) Push-ups: 3 - 15 -…
  • I'm the opposite. I squat more than I deadlift :ohwell: Is that bad??
  • Hello everyone! Checking in: I'm not going to the gym today because I've got tons to do at work. Luckily, it's all house work so I'm not sitting on my @$$. Also, I took my dog for a 30 minute walk just now so that should help a bit. It should be fine though, as I had quite the heavy lifting session yesterday. Proud that I…
  • Height: 5' 1'' Weight: 137 Age: 31 Daily calorie goal (not including exercise): 1800 Average weight loss per week: Not sure. I don't own a scale. Losing inches though :happy: Starting weight: 147 Exercise of choice: Heavy weight lifting (compound movements), Dancing and running when I have good shoes. Kickboxing and…
  • I'm not a dude, but I lift heavy things, box and laugh at fart jokes. Does that count? Anyway, have any of you seen Immortal Beloved (the Beethoven movie) with Gary Oldman? I'm a mess with that one! P.S. I love this thread!!! P.S.S. Manly men with sensitivity? SO HOT! OK. As you were...
  • Nutella brownies. With Rocher candies. I. Die.
  • When Ricky martin's "Vida Loca" was all the rage, I used to think the first verse said: "She's into superstitions. Black cats and voo-doo dolls. I feel a premonition. That girl's gonna suck my balls". It's actually "That girl's gonna make me fall". I still like my version better.
  • Wait... they don't say boobies?!!? I honestly thought that was the lyric too! I was just singing that today :laugh:
  • You're making things more difficult than they need to be. Tequila counts towards your water intake and the worm is mostly protein. Sheesh...
  • *CACKLE!* I don't even remember what the thread was originally about I'm laughing so hard at the replies!
  • PAHAHAHAH! This made me laugh like a frat boy!
  • Workout: Exercise - Sets - Reps - Weight (lbs) Squat: 3 - 8 - 135 (WOO!) Stiff-legged deadlifts: 3 - 8- 115 Lunges: 3 - 8 - 115 Bench Press: 3 - 8 - 65 (who knew 5lbs would make such a huge difference?! MUCH harder than 60lbs) Pull-ups: 10 - 2 (consecutive!) - Bodyweight (determined to make these happen!) Push-ups: 3 - 12…
  • It takes about a month for an average beginner male to build just one pound of muscle. Half of that for females so even if your body fat is distributed a certain way, you're more likely to burn fat a lot faster than you gain muscle in the first place. Also, you can't spot train any one body part. That's a myth. The only…
  • Workout (for Friday, November 2nd): Exercise - Sets - Reps - Weight (lbs) Squat: 3 - 8 - 125 Stiff-legged deadlifts: 3 - 8- 115 Lunges: 3 - 8 - 115 Decline leg press: 3 - 8 - 180 Bench Press: 3 - 8 - 65 Pull-ups: 3 - 6 - Bodyweight (first two reps of every set were full bodyweight reps, the rest were negatives.)…
  • Aaaaaaand calamari is now gross again lol. Yep. Gotta agree with you on that one.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she asked what brand my jeans were. I said "Guess" she said "Levi's??" Yo momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. (:laugh: @ the visual this gives me) Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets…
  • Yo momma's breath is so stank, every time she exhales her teeth duck.
  • Workout (FINALLY have access to a squat rack! Jooooy!): Exercise - Sets - Reps - Weight (lbs) Squat: 3 - 8 - 125 Stiff-legged deadlifts: 3 - 6 - 115 (I can do better but my grip sucked. Time for straps! :grumble: ) Lunges: 3 - 8 - 95 Good Mornings: 3 - 8 - 115 Decline leg press: 3 - 8 - 180 (GRR!!) Bench Press: 3 - 8 - 65…
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