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I feel like slapping *****es when I hear this. 'But I was just...' I don't give a damn what you were 'just'! This comes from my step kids all the time when I ask them to do something and they do something else. It's always followed by 'because you were just on the way to the naughty spot' bahahah They 'just' everyone and…

I used to have this problem. The ads here say it's less fat than PB and less sugar than jam. Also, the cool kids in school always got the little snack packs while I didn't. So now I'm an adult I EAT ALL THE THINGS! Bahaha. But anyway, I started buying stevia sweetened dark chocolate. I only eat two squares and at 50 cals…

Roller derby kicks *kitten*! And attracts it's fair share of nerds too *raises eyebrows* maybe you should go along to a few bouts of your local league or even volunteers for them! You get to be involved in games off the track and most of their events. It's heaps of fun and we are all really lovely! Plus, there's those…

Ok. what I want you to do is go to this link http://www.newcastlerollerderby.org.au/merch/t-shirts/28-ladies-white-nrdl-t-shirt.html This is Luna Shovegood. She's an epically talented derby player. She's 6 foot tall and has one of the hottest bodies I have ever seen. She drives a car covered in barbie stickers and often…

You could be at a phase where you are gaining muscle and losing fat so it may look like you've not moved but your body is changing. I agree with mixing up the calories but make sure you are still hitting decent macros so it isn't too much muscle loss as you've put lots into getting it there!

The guys that are interested in you are probably very shy heh. I love me a gamer nerd. You just have to let them see past your pretty looks (which can be very intimidating for many men) that you are a genuine girl gamer. If you aren't already headsetting DOOO IIIITTTT. I know people that have met over games and are happily…

I'm a derby girl. This was me being a scoreboard hottie ie moving scoreboard in which we skate around after each jam and show the crowd the score on white boards. We are encouraged to dress however we like so I went as my derbynality - Apocalypse Pwnie. Yes, all that hair in the hawk is mine and yes it's based on Tina…

Man this sucks. I walk past a museum everyday where I walk on my lunch breaks. All the adults are awesome, either they are just doing their own things or just say hi. The school groups are murder. Guaranteed the group of kids sitting on the grass will always say 'Hey look at the fat lady' followed by evil giggles. If they…

I haven't lost near enough to notice but I was wondering why my boyfriend was a little 'off' me. It's not that he's worried that he isn't good enough for me. It's not that he's finding me or going to find me less attractive. It's because my weightloss and MFP take up more of my already precious time. I'm too self focused.…

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Well, I am surprised this has taken 6 weeks to pop up but not surprised it's here at all. Ladies and Gents... I introduce to you the Poo Soup Diet. I used to do this a week a month and all I did was crap my heart out. It got to a point my body was so stripped I'd vomit anything that was outside the 'allowed' food for a few…

Certainly doesn't make a difference in Aus and the details have been on the packs for years INCLUDING a general % of what this is in your daily intake. People have always known it's not an everyday food but just don't care. Pretty much every chain here has the details up and it hasn't ever made a difference in their…

I am a packet person. I would eat a whole large 8 slice pizza on my own with 4 slices or half a garlic bread AND THEN have dessert or a full family size packet of smiths roast chicken chips. But recently half a pizza with 6 chicken wings and half a garlic bread is normal... so not that far from it. Blerp. A jar of olives,…

Not at all. I'm going to take this as you stalking me. No matter what you say. Stalker.

When the news broke it was very late at night in Australia but I was watching the tv at the time. I remember I was on the phone to my then boyfriend and was in my final year of high school. What terrified me the most is watching the live news coverage when the second plane hit. I was so scared I hung up from him and woke…

Ralph is a blue beta and lives at work. I have 2 cats. Avarice - Avi or Big cat. He was a rescue from a friend and he was 1 when we got him. He's now 3 1/3 and a grumpy moody big fatty. He's a grey tabby. He likes to wee on things, he's desexed, and will do it when you ignore him. He's a bit skitty and is afraid of lots of…

Anxiety girl - able to leap to the worst conclusion in a single bound! 'You aint no dolphin and this aint no seaworld'

Yep, I don't like oatmeal (porridge) but lately I've been eating it. I certainly wouldn't say foods I don't like wouldn't be in the 'foods I will not have in my house' category, I just don't prefer them to others. I have also been changing my relationship with food to one where it is fuel more often than enjoyment and to…

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In australia they can be judged as a couple under welfare and family assistance rights by the same government who denied them the privilege of having a lawful marriage. They can have the same things in the eyes of the law EXCEPT a piece of paper that legally binds them. Hmmmm.... I support gay marriage. Actively. I believe…

I am also disappointed with the lack of baby eating diet soda in this thread that I was promised. However, the threads where people are banging on about certain foods being killers really just makes me want to get naked, smother myself in said food and post pictures of it. How disgusted would they be! Cacks me up just…

I use a scale mostly and log as I'm making things. I am pretty good at eyeballing things and aren't too concerned if I get it wrong. I do however know that there is 4 good mouthfulls in a cup. So when I'm out I can measure my food that way. Hahahaha.

Green and in season - Bok choy, cucumbers,celery, brocolli, snow peas, beans, apples, capsicums, baby spinach, rocket are stapples though. Tomatoes Coloured capsicums Carrots Mushrooms Strawberries Blueberries Chicken Lean beef KANGAROO! omg if you HAVEN'T tried it, please do. Hit me up for some awesome tips. I eat it 2…

I love when people put edewcashunal things into humour. You made a funneh! LOVE EET!

No. I men who are soft in the middle are my type. I don't actually find gym junkies very attractive. I don't like them huge, but just enough ya know lol. As long as they take pride in their appearance (aren't slobs). My boyfriend is a very good dresser and takes alot of care in his personal grooming.

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Oh and seeing a picture of myself that I didn't know was being taken so I couldn't pose properly. Yep, that was a big clincher too! I did NOT want that body in pictures when I start bouting in front of the public in booty shorts and tights. I don't mind being round or chubby but that was too far.

My nan being in hospital, I've lost count of the times, with another diet related issue. I realised that's where I was heading. The same eating habits, the same crash dieting, the same genes, the same body type... I just didn't want that to be me. Yeah, she's 80 in 6 months and I know that's a good wicket but it hasn't…

If I think it looks low, I'll either add another 1/2 serving just to be sure OR if it's a simple dish I'll pick it apart and guestimate the individual ingredients. I'm pretty good at what weight things are by looking at them so it works for me. I don't stress if I can't get it right because mostly I do.

I offered to cook every night when I was at my parent's place. The offer was turned down so I just made salads and vegetables to accompany the mains we were having and not eating so much of them. I had complete control over my breakfast, lunch and snack options as I went to the supermarket upon arrival and bought the…