HurricaneElaine Member

Limp, army-green asparagus. Blech. Fish so under-cooked that it's still translucent in spots. :sick: Hamburgers blackened to the point of looking like a hockey puck.

52. I live with my Mom (79) and a roomer (she's 47). Said roomer is flying in her 10-year-old son for Christmas break. Not looking forward to fighting over the computer with him.. :noway: Oops - forgot the two crazy tuxedo cats, Riley (6) and Xander (almost 2).

Is it sheer coincidence, that I posted on my home page here just a few minutes ago, "NO MORE VODKA - I put my foot down!!!" I've been tracking my food religiously since I joined here, but for the most part NOT tracking my alcohol intake. Stupid move on my part. A pint of vodka in one night (either Friday or Saturday),…

Absolutely not. I can't even look at myself nude!

I've been reading Sharon Ashwood's Dark Forgotten series lately. Dark and sexy paranormal romance novels, anyone?

Checking in at five foot one and 1/2! Top weight: 290 - SUPER morbid by BMI standards. Joined MFP: 276 - Still super morbid.. Current: 242.8 - Merely morbid.. :wink: Goal: 135 - I really DON'T CARE it would still classify me at "overweight"! Shee - the Nutrition and Food Web Archive states a small-framed woman of five foot…

Keira Knightley.

Okay, it's official, I'm a thread-killer. :cry:

Those jeans are AWESOME!! Kinda Fran Drescher, in a good way.

I can't wear jeans at work, not allowed. Wearing them in my profile pic right now - size 28 - uggggh. There are jeans in my bureaus going down to size 20, just waiting for me to fit into them! :bigsmile:

Okay, REAL old school, and I'm talking about a male celebrity (or former celebrity, if that's your perspective). Robert Blake in the movie Electra Glide in Blue. For a man who stood barely five foot five, he was RIPPED and ready. Rowr!! You'll have to Google it, because I can't post pics - I don't have a Photobucket…

A new f%&#ing keyboard... :grumble:

Ekkand, where are you, that it's warm enough to rain?

A couple of pear-tini's and a nice bowlful - followed by a movie or some music (using my headphones of course). :bigsmile:

Oh, he's a keeper! :heart: What a gem!

I was *going* to say my sister, who's lost almost 90 pounds and has lost all her boobs, has no hips or buttocks left, and her face is sagging like h*ll - and then I saw those pictures that kestrel posted. O.M.G. That is just scary.

Oh yeah!! I haven't logged my weight since November 4 because of this. I'm a terrible person. :sad:

Peanut butter. Bacon always sets off the damn smoke detectors! :grumble:

Bingo!!

A chipmunk.

Grilled cheese sammich and Campbell's tomato soup (which HAS to be made with milk!). :love:

My NSV today was, I actually wore a belt, as my size 26 slacks are starting to 'droop'! :laugh: I was getting kinda tired of having to hike them up every time I get up from my chair!

I'm 52 and I've never.. um, I've never.. gimme a minute.. <think think think>. Wow, this is hard. Oh. This is sad. I've never been in love. :cry:

Not toys but... A pony. A little sister. A nicer Dad.

Hi there! Currently about 245 - down from 276 when I joined MFP. Have already sent an FR your way! :heart:

Wow! :laugh: Small world indeed! I spelled the last name wrong, but I remembered this gem from a job I held as a teenager in the 1970s!

Another one from a medical claims person.. Human Clump. He lived somewhere in the deep South.

I also concur. :wink:

Warriors. Our mascot used to be a little cartoon character, skinny little Indian brave (sorry, Native American) wearing just a loincloth, moccasins and a single feather. I don't think we ever had a person in a costume. Nowadays the mascot symbol is a Native American chief with full headdress, in profile.

Neapolitan-style zazza pizza from Morena's on Broadway. The sauce is made with fresh tomatoes, LOTS of minced fresh garlic and minced fresh basil. Delicious! Haven't had it in years....