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I mostly eat chemical-filled factory foods to avoid becoming this smug.

The only reason I'm a pescetarian instead of a vegetarian is so that I don't turn into a Nazi. Logic, ladies and gentlemen.

You know who else used to answer questions? HITLER.

I have to agree with this one, tbh. Atheism may not be a religion, but it has enough traits in common with religion that treating it in the same manner as a religion for the purposes of moderation just makes sense. Much in the same way that there are plenty of Buddhist philosophies that are arguably not religious, but…

Oh no, I can't pronounce a naturally occurring compound, it must be a chemical and bad for you, a bloo bloo bloo. :(

I liked Dawn a LOT more than Connor, to be honest. Pretty much most of seasons 3 and 4 can go hang, as far as I'm concerned. But I may like Angel Season 5 more than any season of Buffy. Or as I like to consider it, "Spike Season 2." (the first being Buffy S7, of course.)

Ugh. Militant anything is so sad. That Spaghetti Monster thing though! Oh man, so hilarious! It's funny because it's like a religion, get it?! ha ha ha ha ha oh man.

It might not justify it, but it sure does feel good sometimes. :P I'm actually a pretty staunch theist, but I'm also cut from the sort of cloth that someone who agrees with me being stupid makes me MUCH angrier than someone who disagrees with me being stupid, so Phelps pretty much makes blood shoot out of my tear ducts. :D

I personally find Seasons 6 and 7 to both be criminally underrated. There are some weak spots here and there, to be sure, but there are so many amazing moments in both seasons. I couldn't agree more that the difference in Season 7 is that the scope was so much more epic. It wasn't about Buffy and her pals, it was about the…

It's a shame that you had the ending rather ruined for you then, including the excellent cameo from Ripley. Presuming you did, otherwise I just ruined it like a jerk. :P Have to agree that this is a shockingly underrated flick. Makes me want to watch it again. It took me quite a while to get around to seeing it, not least…

It's always better to giggle at Fred Phelps than any of the other very understandable reactions, like rage or hair-pulling or generally weeping in the corner. :P

Huh, there's a bunch of whining in this thread? Never could have possibly seen that coming. Honestly, I'm pretty pleasantly surprised that the whining (at least on the first and last page of the thread) isn't from militant antitheists who are butthurt that people have religions. Not that I think that's remotely an accurate…

I always eat back all of my exercise calories anyway, so I make sure to work out and keep my breakfast/lunch pretty light when I'm going to drink. If I go run off 600 calories, that's 6 shots of vodka for later! I also try to keep it to shots. Mixed drinks or beer have a bunch of non-alcoholic calories, which seems like a…

It's nice to see at least one decent reply in this thread. 80% of the replies in this thread strike me as the "Well, why are you trying to get attention, obviously it's your fault" variety. Which, uh... ew. :(

I still have mine in bags sitting in my storage shed. I'm tempted to make some soap with it, or maybe packing it up and sending it off to Africa where they have a shortage, but I've just been so danged busy with the diet and all. :(

So what you're saying is that thoughts come from brains, and you can understand deep thoughts like this because you're, like, super duper educated and stuff? You're still ignoring half of the equation with a hand wave of "Oh sure, culture exists but still, genes and brains, AMIRITE?" Which, uh... no.

I wish I didn't already love you so that I could love you because of this post.

Well now you've said it on the Internet, and since you don't live in America and can't criticize your government, maaan. The point being that in the long run, living in most any Western democracy is going to lead to such similar levels of comfort and freedom that it's sort of silly to point out any one over the other as…

Well, not THAT sneaky.

Whoa, Americans are allowed to criticize their own country? I hear the Queen executes Canadians who say they're a bit sick of reading French labels, so you're pretty lucky on that one man.

Ha! It'd be hard not to, wouldn't it? But yeah, I'm sure he's got at least half a dozen to a dozen friend requests. Sadly, it doesn't take much, and even creepy attention is attention for some folks. :(

To be fair, I'm sure that my shirt's only on because that picture is before I lost any weight at all and taking it off would have been a bit sad for everyone involved, really. :P Maybe that's it? Am I going to turn into a meathead jag and start spamming shirtless pics all over the place the moment I get within four fat…

Buttisfaces? Doesn't quite work, but still. I'm sure you're on to something. :P

Great, now I'm going to have to get my palm surgically removed from my face because the impact seems to have welded them together. Typing this with one hand is pretty annoying. :(

I'm going to take a crazy shot in the dark and assume it has something to do with fitness rather than getting one's genitals to interact with someone else. I mean, I know it's crazy, but.

Then you don't know much about the Internet's demographics, sadly. This usually happens with folks who hang around dank, crappy bits of the Internet that mostly cater to boys and then wonder why no girls/women show up. :( Lol'd pretty hard.

I've had someone scrape teeth before, but never like this! :(

InigoMontoya.jpg Seriously, even the most casual observer on the forum can see that there are a whole lot of creepers who reduce women to general sexy bits. The last post that the OP made before this thread was one with a giant dillhole saying that all of the women here were "7.5-10s" as though it were some kind of…

Charming. HAHA GET IT LIKE SNAKE CHARMING LIKE THAT'S A THING AND STUFF HAHAHAHA I AM SO ****ING FUNNY